Lily Allen was doing her best to distract the England cricket team yesterday. However, rather than flashing one of her many nipples, she wore a pair of see-through leggings (see picture 6) and showed everyone her knickers. Again.
She also had a St George's flag painted on her face, which may have been applied by new decorator boyfriend Sam Cooper. Bat For Lashes was probably doing it last year.
Actually, Lily has made a point of making it clear that Sam isn't actually a painter and decorator, but a builder. With his own company. Not that she's embarrassed or anything. He still got a tonguing from her at (picture 3) the gentleman's game.
England might have been doing woefully in the Ashes so far, but there's good news ahead; Lily has suggested that she might go into commentary when her pop career is over. Please let us know when that will be.




COMMENTS (6)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AGHHHHHHHH FUCK THE FUCK OFF AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH WRONG WRONG NO.
Hahahahaha! Now Kwebb, I know what a big fan you are of all the Allens, and in fact anyone called Alan. Perhaps you will bump into her in members?
He looks just as cunty as her - which figures, of course. I just wish they would disappear up her voluminous, talentless arse for ever. Fuckwits
John Arlott.....EW Swanton....'Titch' Freeman.....Colin Ingelby-Mackenzie.....and a bird with 3 tits
Come on Broad!!!
Put 'The Fear' of God into these Australians!
(Did you see what I did there?)
Pic 2- A) do I know you??
B) I.so.do.not.want.to.be.here