We're not sure how this escaped our notice but yesterday afternoon Lily Allen launched her first ever range of jewellery at Claridges hotel. And it looks like something you'd expect to get free with Smash Hits (back in the good old days) that would break after five minutes of wearing so you'd return to the newsagent and slyly steal the freebie from the magazine while no one was looking...
COMMENTS (27)
Are there that many punters who would want a Lily Allen necklace??? Whats the demographic for this old tat - other Gak Fiends????
I am weeping on behalf of humankind.
Still, 11 pages of photos and free publicity eh Mr HM? You used to be funny.
Funny doesn't pay ground rent for HM towers.
You would like to think that for a singer of her stature she would choose some kind of sophisticated diamond jewelry and design something more appealing. Who wanted her name a on a piece of crap looking pink color jewelry.
Michelle.
look at the cunt: early twenties yet transformation into parent/frumpy parent mode already nearing completion.
The way we know Lilly, this is not native American jewelry, that would never fit her style. She is obviously addressing her jewelry line to the young snobs in the rich celeb class, it's too obvious.
Where's the obligatory shot of her tits hanging out?
P.S yes HM you really are a sellout cunt.
Cunty cunty fucking sellout cunt.
Hey kids! You too can look like a chavvy pig-nosed untalented cunt! Just buy her cheap tack sweatshop built shit at Claridges. Well, go on! Buy it you fucking idiotic cunts!!!!!!
Even Argos's jewellery dept wouldn't touch that bottom-end tacky crock of shit