It's not fair
Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:33 by HM writer
As if we couldn't be more jealous of celebrities as they busily sun themselves in the south of France on a yacht the size of Great Britain, the likes of Lily Allen and Kate Moss even get ice cream sellers to arrive on their dingy directly to their boat..

Lily joined Kate Moss and her daughter, Lila Grace, on a yacht in St Tropez, where Kate has been holidaying with boyfriend Jamie Hince, designer Stefano Pilati and a topless Karen Mulder.

And they seemed relatively well behaved without downing several bottles of Chardonnay for breakfast or chuffing through several hundred packets of Marlboro lights. But there's always the afternoon...

Lily, who is on a brief break from her European tour, looked pretty good in her bikini, although if you knew you were going to be photographed next to a supermodel in a two piece, you probably wouldn't eat for a week either. Though they enjoyed their personal ice cream service... (pic 11)

  • 'lovely' and 'stumpy legs' in same sentence. are you on v strong weed?

    dames Tue, 11/08/2009 - 14:11
  • Lily looks lovely, even with her stumpy legs. What is up with Moss' teeth though?

    mynicehat Tue, 11/08/2009 - 12:59
  • Henry, are you trying to get me banned again...?

    Blartmonster Sun, 09/08/2009 - 21:07
  • Lily or HM ?

    Henry_McCarty Sun, 09/08/2009 - 13:09
  • Bikini no thats a belt with manky shorts and as for looking better than Kate thats like saying looking better than shit, well yes, slightly

    carbon cowboy Sun, 09/08/2009 - 11:48
  • Fucking unbelieveable. Mr HM has got an unhealthy interest in the cunty offspring of megatwat Keith Allen. What happened to the days when we all agreed that she was the beneficiary of some very unwelcome nepotism? We all know she can't particularly sing well nor write any decent stuff, so how come the renaissance in her profile? Amazing what a few quid from PR firms will do, hey? I'm not even going to mention the words "sell" and "out"....

    Blartmonster Sun, 09/08/2009 - 09:46
  • Lily looks hot.

    whatthe. Sat, 08/08/2009 - 23:05
  • looks good? maybe if you are necessarily *fucked* in the head or are Peter Jackson casting for a new Middle Earth epic... what are you *on*???

    Mongy mum lipstick, pimple tits and elephantitis legs with any weight control no doubt down to perma gakklust. Fuck you!

    dames Sat, 08/08/2009 - 18:27
  • looks good? maybe if you are necessarily *fucked* in the head or are Peter Jackson casting for a new Middle Earth epic... what are you *on*???

    Mongy mum lipstick, pimple tits and elephantitis legs with any weight control no doubt down to perma gakklust. Fuck you!

    dames Sat, 08/08/2009 - 18:27
  • Lily looks hot.

    whatthe. Sat, 08/08/2009 - 23:05
  • Fucking unbelieveable. Mr HM has got an unhealthy interest in the cunty offspring of megatwat Keith Allen. What happened to the days when we all agreed that she was the beneficiary of some very unwelcome nepotism? We all know she can't particularly sing well nor write any decent stuff, so how come the renaissance in her profile? Amazing what a few quid from PR firms will do, hey? I'm not even going to mention the words "sell" and "out"....

    Blartmonster Sun, 09/08/2009 - 09:46
  • Bikini no thats a belt with manky shorts and as for looking better than Kate thats like saying looking better than shit, well yes, slightly

    carbon cowboy Sun, 09/08/2009 - 11:48
  • Lily or HM ?

    Henry_McCarty Sun, 09/08/2009 - 13:09
  • Henry, are you trying to get me banned again...?

    Blartmonster Sun, 09/08/2009 - 21:07
  • Lily looks lovely, even with her stumpy legs. What is up with Moss' teeth though?

    mynicehat Tue, 11/08/2009 - 12:59
  • 'lovely' and 'stumpy legs' in same sentence. are you on v strong weed?

    dames Tue, 11/08/2009 - 14:11

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