Smile(y face)
Wed, 12/08/2009 - 11:22 by HM writer

We don't know why Lily Allen was looking so shocked. Perhaps she just realised that she was wearing the same outfit as the entire cabin crew of Easyjet... The singer was visiting the Lazarides Galleries in Soho and was modeling her Smiley face pendant from her new jewellery range.

And the inspiration behind the Smiley face necklace was her acid-house tattoo. Other pendants include the lettering 'Sexy', 'Minxy' and 'Foxy' (seriously). And for double the amount you'd pay for something similar in Claire's Accessories.

Meanwhile, as Lily returns from her holiday with Kate Moss and Moss's seven-year-old daughter, Lila Grace in St Tropez, it's being reported that pictures have emerged allegedly showing both Allen and Moss smoking something that looks suspiciously like a doobie. Which has caused concern mainly because of the presence of Moss's child at the time.

But we've gone through their holiday photos and can't see anything...

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    sandeepantil Mon, 13/09/2010 - 10:41
  • It looks like no jewelry in the world will gonna change that, not even a pink diamond. Those jewelries don't fit on her outfit nor her make-up, why does she wear them??? My eyes are hurt.

    ronny Wed, 23/06/2010 - 09:43
  • Hussey not out LBW? This is getting far too fanciful now..

    kwebb Fri, 14/08/2009 - 09:38
  • Looks like a startled liquorice allsort! Yet another one you wish the shepherd's crook would yank off stage before she opens her gob.

    erniemilko Thu, 13/08/2009 - 13:13
  • I just love the vacant "mouth agape with ubiquitous B&H" look that is SO the rage in Paris, St Tropez and Braintree this summer. Complete with orange skin!

    Blartmonster Thu, 13/08/2009 - 10:43
  • Cricket commentator on TMS ?? This is gonna rock like a motherfucker!! 'Swann in again to Hussey, he bowl, Hussey pads it away down to short leg, where Bell (Bell FFS! Anyway....) fields. A bus goes down the Harleyford road and....and another...oh I say there's a third one. Busses are like nipples aren't hey Aggers? Three in a row! Here's Flintoff from the Vauxhall End....innit'

    jiggerycock Thu, 13/08/2009 - 10:30
  • Spouting crass urban philosophy in a fake street accent, and making 'shocking' statements about what she got up to in school does not make her intelligent or articulate.

    sodslaw Thu, 13/08/2009 - 09:59
  • so true. it looks like something you could buy from a machine.

    stupidheart Thu, 13/08/2009 - 02:09
  • I'm sure the fugly cunt needs to check the trademarks on the smiley as I'm positive other people have done that one before.

    Other pendants she should have done could have included "Twatface", "Golddigger", "Nepotist" and "TalentVoid". She could have done one for Mr HM with "DesperateSycophant"...

    Blartmonster Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:57
  • Nah he's got someone else mixed up with her. He describes her as "super cool singer song writer". Addled from all the John Smiths, the daft cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:46
  • 'Well the next revelation we hear via Twitter is that super-cool singer song writer Lily Allen is a big cricket fan who listens to Test Match Special and is considering a career in cricket commentary when her time as a pop star comes to an end. Lily, the daughter of actor Keith Allen, revealed how she was listening to TMS whilst driving down the M4 during the Third Test and was intrigued by the description of England bowler Graham Onions as "tall, dark-haired and pigeon-toed".'

    It is all wrong, wrong, wrong. I can only hope that she takes them a cake - buries her head in it, breaths in and dies.. 'Considering a career in cricket commentary...!' It's like saying, give me that Life Peerage. Obviously, no fan of hereditary honours but SHIT. It's as close an analogy I can come up with to express my horror as I cough up my Heinz Tomato Soup and consider why 'we' fought two world wars.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:44
  • Don't get me started.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adammountford/2009/08/lily_for_leeds.html

    kwebb Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:19
  • You are fucking joking me? She is due to go to the test? And possibly be speaking on the radio commentary? I swear I'm with you kwebb or that is my week ruined and life not worth living.. Sanity versus potential imprisonment. I'm up for taking it either way. Or I can be your alibi or something? [Slyly backs out of anger induced offer of stuff.] Just do it with or without my help. Flambe. There should, je pense, be an accent on that there word. Do you think Flintoff's knee will be OK following deep freeze treatment?

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 17:40
  • If she does as she is threatening to do - and turns up on Test Match Special next week I will pop down The Oval, and leg a crate of petrol bombs onto the OCS terrace. If Aggers catches fire - then so be it.

    kwebb Wed, 12/08/2009 - 16:55
  • For someone who's into art, the best she could come up with was a tacky smiley face that looks like it came from the Lisa Frank collection circa 1997?

    Ugh this tw*t probably thinks Damien Hirst is the epitome of artistic genius.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 12/08/2009 - 16:45
  • Wha'? Well I suppose by definition, he's a mother fucker. By which route he gave me life and helped me to be here right now to guide you to a better place thought-wise re Ms Allen.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:59
  • I am really sorry that your Daddy never helped you

    SotC1 Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:28
  • Um, cos she is a cunt celebrity ligging off her reputation/paternal lineage and not her talent? No doubt she has talent but she should use her intelligence too to get some respect. Cleary daddy taught her no boundaries. In taste.

    I'm now hoping though that your comment was ironic and not needing my reply. But with no lovely smily faces to guide me...

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:08
  • I just can't work out why people hate her so much.

    Young, good looking girl, seems to be pretty succesful, works hard, articulate and seems to have a good time...... I just don't get why everyone doesn't like her.....

    SotC1 Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:54
  • Lilly, call me.....

    dogpas Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:47
  • it's wrong but I would so love to fuck this weirdo 3 nippled little celebratory fame whore

    dogpas Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:46
  • What, no articulated clown pendant, the jewellery of choice for shoplifters?

    toady Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:32
  • Yellow bling to go with her yellow fingers and teeth. PS She has a face like Tutenkhamun's Death Mask

    jiggerycock Wed, 12/08/2009 - 12:35
  • Just now there was a different picture with a whole load of comments, now its gone...

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 12/08/2009 - 12:26
  • I was expecting Sovereign Rings or the Medway favourite "gold tramp on a lamp post"

    spackomcdribble Wed, 12/08/2009 - 11:58
  • I was expecting Sovereign Rings or the Medway favourite "gold tramp on a lamp post"

    spackomcdribble Wed, 12/08/2009 - 11:58
  • Just now there was a different picture with a whole load of comments, now its gone...

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 12/08/2009 - 12:26
  • Yellow bling to go with her yellow fingers and teeth. PS She has a face like Tutenkhamun's Death Mask

    jiggerycock Wed, 12/08/2009 - 12:35
  • What, no articulated clown pendant, the jewellery of choice for shoplifters?

    toady Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:32
  • it's wrong but I would so love to fuck this weirdo 3 nippled little celebratory fame whore

    dogpas Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:46
  • Lilly, call me.....

    dogpas Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:47
  • I just can't work out why people hate her so much.

    Young, good looking girl, seems to be pretty succesful, works hard, articulate and seems to have a good time...... I just don't get why everyone doesn't like her.....

    SotC1 Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:54
  • Um, cos she is a cunt celebrity ligging off her reputation/paternal lineage and not her talent? No doubt she has talent but she should use her intelligence too to get some respect. Cleary daddy taught her no boundaries. In taste.

    I'm now hoping though that your comment was ironic and not needing my reply. But with no lovely smily faces to guide me...

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:08
  • I am really sorry that your Daddy never helped you

    SotC1 Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:28
  • Wha'? Well I suppose by definition, he's a mother fucker. By which route he gave me life and helped me to be here right now to guide you to a better place thought-wise re Ms Allen.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:59
  • For someone who's into art, the best she could come up with was a tacky smiley face that looks like it came from the Lisa Frank collection circa 1997?

    Ugh this tw*t probably thinks Damien Hirst is the epitome of artistic genius.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 12/08/2009 - 16:45
  • If she does as she is threatening to do - and turns up on Test Match Special next week I will pop down The Oval, and leg a crate of petrol bombs onto the OCS terrace. If Aggers catches fire - then so be it.

    kwebb Wed, 12/08/2009 - 16:55
  • You are fucking joking me? She is due to go to the test? And possibly be speaking on the radio commentary? I swear I'm with you kwebb or that is my week ruined and life not worth living.. Sanity versus potential imprisonment. I'm up for taking it either way. Or I can be your alibi or something? [Slyly backs out of anger induced offer of stuff.] Just do it with or without my help. Flambe. There should, je pense, be an accent on that there word. Do you think Flintoff's knee will be OK following deep freeze treatment?

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 17:40
  • Don't get me started.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adammountford/2009/08/lily_for_leeds.html

    kwebb Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:19
  • 'Well the next revelation we hear via Twitter is that super-cool singer song writer Lily Allen is a big cricket fan who listens to Test Match Special and is considering a career in cricket commentary when her time as a pop star comes to an end. Lily, the daughter of actor Keith Allen, revealed how she was listening to TMS whilst driving down the M4 during the Third Test and was intrigued by the description of England bowler Graham Onions as "tall, dark-haired and pigeon-toed".'

    It is all wrong, wrong, wrong. I can only hope that she takes them a cake - buries her head in it, breaths in and dies.. 'Considering a career in cricket commentary...!' It's like saying, give me that Life Peerage. Obviously, no fan of hereditary honours but SHIT. It's as close an analogy I can come up with to express my horror as I cough up my Heinz Tomato Soup and consider why 'we' fought two world wars.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:44
  • Nah he's got someone else mixed up with her. He describes her as "super cool singer song writer". Addled from all the John Smiths, the daft cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:46
  • I'm sure the fugly cunt needs to check the trademarks on the smiley as I'm positive other people have done that one before.

    Other pendants she should have done could have included "Twatface", "Golddigger", "Nepotist" and "TalentVoid". She could have done one for Mr HM with "DesperateSycophant"...

    Blartmonster Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:57
  • so true. it looks like something you could buy from a machine.

    stupidheart Thu, 13/08/2009 - 02:09
  • Spouting crass urban philosophy in a fake street accent, and making 'shocking' statements about what she got up to in school does not make her intelligent or articulate.

    sodslaw Thu, 13/08/2009 - 09:59
  • Cricket commentator on TMS ?? This is gonna rock like a motherfucker!! 'Swann in again to Hussey, he bowl, Hussey pads it away down to short leg, where Bell (Bell FFS! Anyway....) fields. A bus goes down the Harleyford road and....and another...oh I say there's a third one. Busses are like nipples aren't hey Aggers? Three in a row! Here's Flintoff from the Vauxhall End....innit'

    jiggerycock Thu, 13/08/2009 - 10:30
  • I just love the vacant "mouth agape with ubiquitous B&H" look that is SO the rage in Paris, St Tropez and Braintree this summer. Complete with orange skin!

    Blartmonster Thu, 13/08/2009 - 10:43
  • Looks like a startled liquorice allsort! Yet another one you wish the shepherd's crook would yank off stage before she opens her gob.

    erniemilko Thu, 13/08/2009 - 13:13
  • Hussey not out LBW? This is getting far too fanciful now..

    kwebb Fri, 14/08/2009 - 09:38
  • It looks like no jewelry in the world will gonna change that, not even a pink diamond. Those jewelries don't fit on her outfit nor her make-up, why does she wear them??? My eyes are hurt.

    ronny Wed, 23/06/2010 - 09:43
  • A popular material for mens rings is tungsten carbide, a very sturdy, durable material. These rings are large and thick and may also be made of titanium, gold or stainless steel as well. There are some rings that have a combination of these materials and may have other gems as added as well.
    Jennifer Meyer : Iconic designs in 18 karat gold, including the Cougar Town Turtle & InStyle
    hoops, as worn by Courtney Cox.

    sandeepantil Mon, 13/09/2010 - 10:41
  • The next thing would be knowing how to search on a search engine. Just type what you are looking for, or the brand you want to purchase the products from. For example if you want to buy linen tops, type these two words, or the clothes' brand, and in just a few seconds you will find yourself looking at the best tops possible. Find Shops Online

    Bhawna Malik Mon, 22/11/2010 - 07:51

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