It's not me, it's my shoe...
Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:40 by HM writer

Lily Allen almost made a very embarrassing faux pas last night (but more on her hair later) during a sold-out performance at the Manchester Apollo.

Lily, who has just kicked off her 14-date UK tour, almost toppled over in her 5 inch heels. That's what will happen when you drink a double vodka and slimline tonic from a straw. So she performed the rest of the concert barefoot, forcing the crowd to use their binoculars...

Luckily her two-tone hair, last seen on Morticia Addams, was just a wig. And at least it wasn't as bad as this one...

  • Proof that heels should only be worn when you're not dancing around a stage in front of thousands of people. She looks like she is going to a Fancy Dress party with strange white hair like that.

    sleeprunner Sun, 23/05/2010 - 17:44
  • Of course she's a fucking lightweight. Her fucking old man sealed the fucking record contract and will probably ensure that we see the fucking man-child on TV every twatting week soon. Shame she didn't break her fucking neck, the talentless cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 18/11/2009 - 22:10
  • Of course she's a fucking lightweight. Her fucking old man sealed the fucking record contract and will probably ensure that we see the fucking man-child on TV every twatting week soon. Shame she didn't break her fucking neck, the talentless cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 18/11/2009 - 22:10
  • So Miss Tough Tits who started out wearing trainers and bling can't handle one little vodka? Lily tries far too hard in trying to come across as not trying at all. She's the Kate Winslet of pop. And that's a cuss not a compliment.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 18/11/2009 - 19:25
  • is that a euphemism for something?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 18/11/2009 - 14:21
  • do you ever proof this stuff before publication?

    anyway, i thought she had retired.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 18/11/2009 - 14:19
  • I like the drinks-holder on her mic stand.

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:55
  • Flatter than the Earth before Christopher Columbus

    More 'look at me everyone' than Phillips Idowu

    Sadder than Wooton Bassett

    jiggerycock Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:43
  • Flatter than the Earth before Christopher Columbus

    More 'look at me everyone' than Phillips Idowu

    Sadder than Wooton Bassett

    jiggerycock Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:43
  • I like the drinks-holder on her mic stand.

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:55
  • do you ever proof this stuff before publication?

    anyway, i thought she had retired.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 18/11/2009 - 14:19
  • is that a euphemism for something?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 18/11/2009 - 14:21
  • So Miss Tough Tits who started out wearing trainers and bling can't handle one little vodka? Lily tries far too hard in trying to come across as not trying at all. She's the Kate Winslet of pop. And that's a cuss not a compliment.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 18/11/2009 - 19:25
  • Of course she's a fucking lightweight. Her fucking old man sealed the fucking record contract and will probably ensure that we see the fucking man-child on TV every twatting week soon. Shame she didn't break her fucking neck, the talentless cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 18/11/2009 - 22:10
  • Of course she's a fucking lightweight. Her fucking old man sealed the fucking record contract and will probably ensure that we see the fucking man-child on TV every twatting week soon. Shame she didn't break her fucking neck, the talentless cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 18/11/2009 - 22:10
  • Proof that heels should only be worn when you're not dancing around a stage in front of thousands of people. She looks like she is going to a Fancy Dress party with strange white hair like that.

    sleeprunner Sun, 23/05/2010 - 17:44

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