Lily, who has just kicked off her 14-date UK tour, almost toppled over in her 5 inch heels. That's what will happen when you drink a double vodka and slimline tonic from a straw. So she performed the rest of the concert barefoot, forcing the crowd to use their binoculars...
Luckily her two-tone hair, last seen on Morticia Addams, was just a wig. And at least it wasn't as bad as this one...
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COMMENTS (7)
Flatter than the Earth before Christopher Columbus
More 'look at me everyone' than Phillips Idowu
Sadder than Wooton Bassett
I like the drinks-holder on her mic stand.
is that a euphemism for something?
do you ever proof this stuff before publication?
anyway, i thought she had retired.
So Miss Tough Tits who started out wearing trainers and bling can't handle one little vodka? Lily tries far too hard in trying to come across as not trying at all. She's the Kate Winslet of pop. And that's a cuss not a compliment.
Of course she's a fucking lightweight. Her fucking old man sealed the fucking record contract and will probably ensure that we see the fucking man-child on TV every twatting week soon. Shame she didn't break her fucking neck, the talentless cunt
Of course she's a fucking lightweight. Her fucking old man sealed the fucking record contract and will probably ensure that we see the fucking man-child on TV every twatting week soon. Shame she didn't break her fucking neck, the talentless cunt