Lily Allen performs on the Chanel catwalk at Paris Fashion Week

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Lily Allen at Paris Fashion Week's Chanel show

It's not fair #4939

Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:16 by Harry Bow

Don't give up the day job, Lily. Whoops, you already did...

Lily Allen's waistline might have shrunk quicker than record sale figures (enough of that) in recent months, but plonk her on the catwalk next to a couple of six-foot twigs and she might as well have been chowing down on lard pies every night.

The 'retired' singer was in Paris for Karl Lagerfeld's Chanel show and surprised everyone by appearing on the catwalk (not such a shock if you got the HM mailout last week).

An onlooker said that a mini hay stack rose up from beneath the catwalk, containing a stage with Lily, her band and some models, who performed It's Not Fair.

No, it really isn't, is it, Lily?

Lily Allen pictures, Karl Lagerfeld, Lily Allen, Prince

Comments

A giant haystack rose up from beneath the catwalk..
kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 17:04
A mini haystack rose up from beneath the catwalk, containing a steaming pile of pig shit and a couple of models.
BustySinclair Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:12
sloppy seconded
unseemlydogposture Wed, 07/10/2009 - 10:09
Her face is so.... nobbly. She looks a bit like a brunette riddler (the well-dwelling leprechaun-like things, not the Batman baddie).
retrovertigo Tue, 06/10/2009 - 22:03
i would love to give her a good poke... but would make it perfectly clear to her before coitus ensued that she would be sleeping in the wet patch & would be gone by the time i awoke.
jambo Tue, 06/10/2009 - 20:37
God, she may have declared she's "giving up singing" (was there ever a start?) but she can't keep her porky snout out of the fucking papps. Fuck off you nepotistic cunt
Blartmonster Tue, 06/10/2009 - 19:20
So, 'clipped adenoidal twang meets anorexic streaks of piss at most vacuous event on Earth'.

Karl Largergut and Helmut Purple can kiss my fucking hoop!
jiggerycock Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:23
Oh you celebrity cunt, you so are. Also your old man is a cunt and a half and so is your dipshit brother.
malachysdad Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:29

Oh you celebrity cunt, you so are. Also your old man is a cunt and a half and so is your dipshit brother.
malachysdad Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:29
So, 'clipped adenoidal twang meets anorexic streaks of piss at most vacuous event on Earth'.

Karl Largergut and Helmut Purple can kiss my fucking hoop!
jiggerycock Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:23
God, she may have declared she's "giving up singing" (was there ever a start?) but she can't keep her porky snout out of the fucking papps. Fuck off you nepotistic cunt
Blartmonster Tue, 06/10/2009 - 19:20
i would love to give her a good poke... but would make it perfectly clear to her before coitus ensued that she would be sleeping in the wet patch & would be gone by the time i awoke.
jambo Tue, 06/10/2009 - 20:37
Her face is so.... nobbly. She looks a bit like a brunette riddler (the well-dwelling leprechaun-like things, not the Batman baddie).
retrovertigo Tue, 06/10/2009 - 22:03
sloppy seconded
unseemlydogposture Wed, 07/10/2009 - 10:09
A mini haystack rose up from beneath the catwalk, containing a steaming pile of pig shit and a couple of models.
BustySinclair Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:12
A giant haystack rose up from beneath the catwalk..
kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 17:04