Littlest things
Tue, 02/06/2009 - 11:00 by HM writer
Lily Allen popped out (quite literally) and enjoyed a cigarette break while filming the video for her latest single, 22, in London. The 24-year-old looked a bit like Janet Street Porter from the front with a fag on, and is that Chris Martin she's chatting to?

Lily wore a questionable, chocolate brown floor length dress for her '22' video and didn't seem to mind her nipple's desperate bid for freedom.

Here's more of Lily and Chris...

  • It's you.

    kwebb Wed, 03/06/2009 - 17:38
  • No Kwebb, it's her dad.

    BustySinclair Wed, 03/06/2009 - 05:50
  • Is the right tit in the photo her brother?

    kwebb Tue, 02/06/2009 - 17:00
  • But at least they go with her chubby legs and trotters Busty!

    erniemilko Tue, 02/06/2009 - 15:49
  • Ugh, I've seen prettier baps on a nursing sow. This pic isn't so bad, but those ones earlier when she was topless on the beach looked like the long teats used on a bottle to feed orphaned lambs. Put those horrid stretched out things away Lily. They are revolting.

    BustySinclair Tue, 02/06/2009 - 15:34
  • She'd get her fucking minge out if it meant getting her fucking pig ugly fizzog in the paps and mags. Ugly little shit

    Blartmonster Tue, 02/06/2009 - 15:33
  • Kermits I think you've just described Thunder Thighs pre wax of crack and thatch. I'll never look at my builder mates the same way again! :(

    dames Tue, 02/06/2009 - 15:01
  • Not keen on the hairy cracks or the beer guts I'm afraid M'dames!

    kermits Tue, 02/06/2009 - 12:15
  • I'm still trying to decode the second paragraph of this article. Is it written in Yoda?

    kwebb Tue, 02/06/2009 - 12:07
  • Kermit, the same could be said for some of my male builder friends. And I'd rather get intimate with them. At least they'd have a clue as well...

    dames Tue, 02/06/2009 - 11:39
  • The thing with smaller boobs is that they always more pert and highly perched. Not a bad sight.

    kermits Tue, 02/06/2009 - 11:23
  • The thing with smaller boobs is that they always more pert and highly perched. Not a bad sight.

    kermits Tue, 02/06/2009 - 11:23
  • Kermit, the same could be said for some of my male builder friends. And I'd rather get intimate with them. At least they'd have a clue as well...

    dames Tue, 02/06/2009 - 11:39
  • I'm still trying to decode the second paragraph of this article. Is it written in Yoda?

    kwebb Tue, 02/06/2009 - 12:07
  • Not keen on the hairy cracks or the beer guts I'm afraid M'dames!

    kermits Tue, 02/06/2009 - 12:15
  • Kermits I think you've just described Thunder Thighs pre wax of crack and thatch. I'll never look at my builder mates the same way again! :(

    dames Tue, 02/06/2009 - 15:01
  • She'd get her fucking minge out if it meant getting her fucking pig ugly fizzog in the paps and mags. Ugly little shit

    Blartmonster Tue, 02/06/2009 - 15:33
  • Ugh, I've seen prettier baps on a nursing sow. This pic isn't so bad, but those ones earlier when she was topless on the beach looked like the long teats used on a bottle to feed orphaned lambs. Put those horrid stretched out things away Lily. They are revolting.

    BustySinclair Tue, 02/06/2009 - 15:34
  • But at least they go with her chubby legs and trotters Busty!

    erniemilko Tue, 02/06/2009 - 15:49
  • Is the right tit in the photo her brother?

    kwebb Tue, 02/06/2009 - 17:00
  • No Kwebb, it's her dad.

    BustySinclair Wed, 03/06/2009 - 05:50
  • It's you.

    kwebb Wed, 03/06/2009 - 17:38

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