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COMMENTS (9)
Another stories? Another story:
By Stella Ah Trois
In further revelations about John 'Tiger' Terry's marital infidelities, it transpires the ex-captain of England's football team had a saucy fling with Orlaith McAllister from Big Brother 6 while Terry's official lady was pregnant.
The one-night stand in a London hotel following the Chelsea squad's 2005 Christmas party occurred just 24 hours after Terry - last year's Daddy of the year - had announced his joy at learning his partner Toni Poole - later to become Mrs Terry in 2007 - was expecting twins.
It is alleged that there are a further four ladies out there who have kissed and could tell but who are having their lips sealed and tongues stilled through massive payouts.
Toni Terry is taking time out in Dubai with the twins, now three and, er three, fueling speculation about her next move - will she stick it out or stick it to him? And what is taking her so long to make up her mind?
Well if HM isn't gonna write the story, I thought I would.
edit - Well done for changing the headline - A.N. Other
A saucy fling? Sounds like the kind of position that results in either cramp or a dead leg.
It's on page 57 of my manual.
Aw poor old slaphead Lily ain't getting any attention, what with the evil orange cunt and Mr Price-Wingnut garnering the headlines.
Actually, Lily, you talentless shit, you're about fucking spot on, except the jock heifer is infinitely more talented and probably better in the sack.
Stick to puffing on tabs with your bee-stings out, you tuneless cunt
If I was Michelle McManus I'd be spitting out my deep fried mars bar in rage at the cheek of slack jawed, table foreheaded, stumpy legs Allen comparing herself to me.
Lily you're dull, so dull in fact that you now have to make outlandish statements to get in the press because nobody gives a fuck about your poxy nursery rhymes anymore and even the twats on twitter are fucking bored of you. Just piss off.
Look, I told you before! CLEAR OFF!!
Go On! Shooo!
She looks like a cross between Batman and a pig.
Holy warthogs Batpig !!
God, I love this site. No one can insult like the English.