Lily Allen is taking stock(ings)

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Well thigh'll be damned
Fri, 09/10/2009 - 09:49 by Mr. HM

As Lily Allen proves here, it's a sad, sad day when a world famous,opinionated, pretty pop star can't leave one of London's most notorious celebrity-filled drinking clubs dressed in stockings without getting photographed by those pesky paparazzi.

"Honestly you guys, you're like vultures, treating me like a piece of meat - I don't want any fuss, I just want a quiet drink. No stop. STOP I TELL YOU."

Lily Allen pictures, Lily Allen

Comments

  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:52

  • Oh yes!

    chicken2night Sat, 24/10/2009 - 15:52

  • Does Lily take it up the arse?

    ken tate Wed, 21/10/2009 - 23:48

  • What's going on HM? Why all the pro-Allen stuff these days? You used to slag her off with the rest of us. Are you aware she says file-sharing is a bad thing? What's next? Calling Jordan pretty? Paris Hilton a valuable member of society? Katona misunderstood? Jade a tragic loss to the Indian community? "World-famous, opinionated, pretty pop-star??????" COME ON. Have you slipped her one on the sly? I think we should be told.

    charl25 Mon, 12/10/2009 - 08:16

  • wearing all chanel is not fashionable , its trying to be fashionable but looking desperate for fashion notoriety

    dancingworm Sat, 10/10/2009 - 06:53

  • I wish someone would twat her one in that stupid fucking face with a plank or an anvil. whatever, even though it looks like she's already had it done. Irritating nasally little arrogant shit

    Blartmonster Sat, 10/10/2009 - 01:29

  • I would hope you'd make a point of her NOT enjoying it.

    ahem.

    *adjusts pearls*

    BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:07

  • I would but I wouldn't enjoy it....and neither would she.

    TheDukers Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:43

  • Or for those of us in the autumn of our years - an amalgam of the groupies waiting to blow Wayne Hussey after he's downed a bottle of Blue Nun, post-Mission gig at the Batley Town Hall c.1989.

    jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:59

  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

    False bloody advertising :(

    Budgie Smuggler Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:55

  • You know, she reminds me of one of those dumpy little 14-year-old girls who wear Jack Skellington beanie hats, listen to My Chemical Romance, and don't have the faintest idea how to apply eyeliner but wear gratuitous amounts anyway. The only difference is she's decked out head-to-toe in Chanel because someone, somewhere decided that she's a "fashion icon".

    retrovertigo Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:06

  • i like the cut of your jib

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:43

  • Note to Lily: wearing items of clothing that 'cut' your legs by breaking them up with banding of colour or texture only makes you look like the stumpy troll you are. Try less fussy outfits, avoid the temptation to over-accessorise, and lose the aggressive and unflattering black crayon under your eyes which makes you look like a weepy panda. Then you might resemble a remotely attractive human female.

    BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:17

  • Behaving respectably?

    mynicehat Fri, 09/10/2009 - 11:06

  • I was in the Groucho a couple of weeks ago. Didn't see anyone famous, though I did leave pissed. But no one took my photograph. What am I doing wrong?

    Stramash Fri, 09/10/2009 - 10:58

  • she wants to knock the gaspers on the head.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 10:43

  • she wants to knock the gaspers on the head.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 10:43

  • I was in the Groucho a couple of weeks ago. Didn't see anyone famous, though I did leave pissed. But no one took my photograph. What am I doing wrong?

    Stramash Fri, 09/10/2009 - 10:58

  • Behaving respectably?

    mynicehat Fri, 09/10/2009 - 11:06

  • Note to Lily: wearing items of clothing that 'cut' your legs by breaking them up with banding of colour or texture only makes you look like the stumpy troll you are. Try less fussy outfits, avoid the temptation to over-accessorise, and lose the aggressive and unflattering black crayon under your eyes which makes you look like a weepy panda. Then you might resemble a remotely attractive human female.

    BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:17

  • i like the cut of your jib

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:43

  • You know, she reminds me of one of those dumpy little 14-year-old girls who wear Jack Skellington beanie hats, listen to My Chemical Romance, and don't have the faintest idea how to apply eyeliner but wear gratuitous amounts anyway. The only difference is she's decked out head-to-toe in Chanel because someone, somewhere decided that she's a "fashion icon".

    retrovertigo Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:06

  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

    False bloody advertising :(

    Budgie Smuggler Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:55

  • Or for those of us in the autumn of our years - an amalgam of the groupies waiting to blow Wayne Hussey after he's downed a bottle of Blue Nun, post-Mission gig at the Batley Town Hall c.1989.

    jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 14:59

  • I would but I wouldn't enjoy it....and neither would she.

    TheDukers Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:43

  • I would hope you'd make a point of her NOT enjoying it.

    ahem.

    *adjusts pearls*

    BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:07

  • I wish someone would twat her one in that stupid fucking face with a plank or an anvil. whatever, even though it looks like she's already had it done. Irritating nasally little arrogant shit

    Blartmonster Sat, 10/10/2009 - 01:29

  • wearing all chanel is not fashionable , its trying to be fashionable but looking desperate for fashion notoriety

    dancingworm Sat, 10/10/2009 - 06:53

  • What's going on HM? Why all the pro-Allen stuff these days? You used to slag her off with the rest of us. Are you aware she says file-sharing is a bad thing? What's next? Calling Jordan pretty? Paris Hilton a valuable member of society? Katona misunderstood? Jade a tragic loss to the Indian community? "World-famous, opinionated, pretty pop-star??????" COME ON. Have you slipped her one on the sly? I think we should be told.

    charl25 Mon, 12/10/2009 - 08:16

  • Does Lily take it up the arse?

    ken tate Wed, 21/10/2009 - 23:48

  • Oh yes!

    chicken2night Sat, 24/10/2009 - 15:52

  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/lily-allen-taking-stockings36549#ixzz0wfdsEH00
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
    Brochure Printing

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:52

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