Lily Allen at V Festival

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Lily Allen at VLily Allen at V

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Mon, 24/08/2009 - 11:22 by HM writer

Lily Allen was busy showing her aspirins on an ironing board off in a sheer vest as she performed at V Festival yesterday afternoon (more Lily Allen pictures here) ...

The singer dragged herself away from the cricket long enough to perform in her underwear at the festival in Westford Park, Stafford.

And the 24-year-old, who managed to keep her modesty protected in her black basque, has also confirmed that she is indeed going out with someone called Sam Cooper after they were spotted swapping saliva at the final Ashes cricket test at the Kennington Oval.

But Allen was keen to correct reports that 24-year-old Cooper was just a decorator but not a painter (thank God she cleared that up as we only need a painter at the moment) which had been reported in the media. Also on stage yesterday were, The Specials, Lady Gaga, Natalie Imbruglia, Katy Perry and Alesha Dixon.

More glittering guests spotted backstage were Billie Piper, Holly Willoughby, and Rupert Grint attempting to pull women (but only had success with one according to a mole) by asking them to slip on his horse mask and neigh. Mind you, he needs all the help he can get...

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Comments

  • I say HM, geography and places names not your strong point?

    Weston Park, Staffordshire.

    snowdog Tue, 25/08/2009 - 11:41

  • Like it. Similar to a joke - but without the laughs! Or the equivalent of a 7 year old in a playground saying "I know you are."

    bobdobs Tue, 25/08/2009 - 08:20

  • Not quite as many times as they interviewed you looking for Ian Huntley....

    Blartmonster Mon, 24/08/2009 - 20:37

  • She's going gaga.

    angrykid Mon, 24/08/2009 - 19:59

  • You can't refer to spakkers, mongs, window lickers, heed a balls anymore.
    Especially if the person in question isn't one.

    and they have lawyers...

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 24/08/2009 - 19:14

  • My post suggesting that on pic 3, Ms Allen looks like she has Down's Syndrome has been deleted. I thought Mr HM, liked a cunty post?

    dennisnilsen Mon, 24/08/2009 - 17:09

  • There says a man. Pipe down you miserable old queen. How many times did they interview you when they were looking for Peter Sutcliffe?

    bobdobs Mon, 24/08/2009 - 16:58

  • I've just been through them pictures. Fucking hell. Whilst Harry Potter and his blonde nemesis are sat at the Oval watching England win the Ashes - drinking pints of bitter and getting fucked up; where in the world is Ron Weasley?! He's at the V festival, listening to piss poor unremarkable pop music, trying to chat birds up, drawing a blank, AND drinking orange Bacardi breezer. No Ron. It ain't because you're ginger that everyone hates you. It's because you're a prize cunt - (and you're ginger.)

    kwebb Mon, 24/08/2009 - 16:32

  • Fucking hell, her boyfriend has got bigger tits, hasn't he, although 33% less in number? The biggest annoyance since, ooooh, Bob Dobbs.....

    Blartmonster Mon, 24/08/2009 - 16:28

  • Mi grandad woz Gubby Allen 'n shit.....innit?

    jiggerycock Mon, 24/08/2009 - 16:14

  • I know things have gone downhill since they let Phil Tufnell on, but come on. She wanked on about who she fancied in the team and that was it. Somebody should have dressed her up like Geoffrey Boycott's girlfriend, told him that she hadn't got his tea on the table, and let him do the rest.

    settingsun Mon, 24/08/2009 - 15:54

  • I fancy Graham Onions. Is he single Aggers?! He can come share a curry and some "Britney Spears" at Chez Allen any day. My dad will sing vindaloo. Come on Fred. That was some brilliant hitting with the stick what you did. We'll miss you though. I remember watching you bat with Fred Trueman Capote coz I have been watching cricket all my life... Contd p94..

    kwebb Mon, 24/08/2009 - 15:45

  • Is that Lily Allen dancing or imitating Mitchell Johnson's bowling action?

    jiggerycock Mon, 24/08/2009 - 15:32

  • Buzzzzz - Wrong!

    kwebb Mon, 24/08/2009 - 15:05

  • Grow some tits first love before you try putting them on show.

    Ellectrika Mon, 24/08/2009 - 13:38

  • Is Alesha Dixon crimping one off in her pic ?

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 24/08/2009 - 12:34

  • She was great on TMS the other day

    MyNameIsPeter Mon, 24/08/2009 - 12:19

  • She was great on TMS the other day

    MyNameIsPeter Mon, 24/08/2009 - 12:19

  • Is Alesha Dixon crimping one off in her pic ?

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 24/08/2009 - 12:34

  • Grow some tits first love before you try putting them on show.

    Ellectrika Mon, 24/08/2009 - 13:38

  • Buzzzzz - Wrong!

    kwebb Mon, 24/08/2009 - 15:05

  • Is that Lily Allen dancing or imitating Mitchell Johnson's bowling action?

    jiggerycock Mon, 24/08/2009 - 15:32

  • I fancy Graham Onions. Is he single Aggers?! He can come share a curry and some "Britney Spears" at Chez Allen any day. My dad will sing vindaloo. Come on Fred. That was some brilliant hitting with the stick what you did. We'll miss you though. I remember watching you bat with Fred Trueman Capote coz I have been watching cricket all my life... Contd p94..

    kwebb Mon, 24/08/2009 - 15:45

  • I know things have gone downhill since they let Phil Tufnell on, but come on. She wanked on about who she fancied in the team and that was it. Somebody should have dressed her up like Geoffrey Boycott's girlfriend, told him that she hadn't got his tea on the table, and let him do the rest.

    settingsun Mon, 24/08/2009 - 15:54

  • Mi grandad woz Gubby Allen 'n shit.....innit?

    jiggerycock Mon, 24/08/2009 - 16:14

  • Fucking hell, her boyfriend has got bigger tits, hasn't he, although 33% less in number? The biggest annoyance since, ooooh, Bob Dobbs.....

    Blartmonster Mon, 24/08/2009 - 16:28

  • I've just been through them pictures. Fucking hell. Whilst Harry Potter and his blonde nemesis are sat at the Oval watching England win the Ashes - drinking pints of bitter and getting fucked up; where in the world is Ron Weasley?! He's at the V festival, listening to piss poor unremarkable pop music, trying to chat birds up, drawing a blank, AND drinking orange Bacardi breezer. No Ron. It ain't because you're ginger that everyone hates you. It's because you're a prize cunt - (and you're ginger.)

    kwebb Mon, 24/08/2009 - 16:32

  • There says a man. Pipe down you miserable old queen. How many times did they interview you when they were looking for Peter Sutcliffe?

    bobdobs Mon, 24/08/2009 - 16:58

  • My post suggesting that on pic 3, Ms Allen looks like she has Down's Syndrome has been deleted. I thought Mr HM, liked a cunty post?

    dennisnilsen Mon, 24/08/2009 - 17:09

  • You can't refer to spakkers, mongs, window lickers, heed a balls anymore.
    Especially if the person in question isn't one.

    and they have lawyers...

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 24/08/2009 - 19:14

  • She's going gaga.

    angrykid Mon, 24/08/2009 - 19:59

  • Not quite as many times as they interviewed you looking for Ian Huntley....

    Blartmonster Mon, 24/08/2009 - 20:37

  • Like it. Similar to a joke - but without the laughs! Or the equivalent of a 7 year old in a playground saying "I know you are."

    bobdobs Tue, 25/08/2009 - 08:20

  • I say HM, geography and places names not your strong point?

    Weston Park, Staffordshire.

    snowdog Tue, 25/08/2009 - 11:41

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