Don't stare
Mon, 12/10/2009 - 15:35 by HM writer

Lily Allen was pictured cuddling up to boyfriend Sam Cooper on a gondala in Venice, wearing a jumper with 'Love' embroidered across it. Do you think she is trying to tell us something?

And someone pass the sick bag...

Apparently Lily and decorator Sam, 44 24, who've only been dating for a few months, are already looking for a house together in Primrose Hill.

A source said:

    “They have made inquiries about several terraced properties in Primrose Hill and it’s thought that as well as acting in 2010, one of the investment areas Lily’s looking at moving into includes property."

They added:

    "They’re so into each other, it’s very sweet.”

And it's being reported that Lily is so into Sam that she hasn't tweeted for like, two weeks. It must be love...

  • I wish she'd fucking fall into that shit then. And catch a nice dose of dysentry, the overrated little ugly cunt

    Blartmonster Mon, 12/10/2009 - 18:22
  • Then you cease to have any credibility or integrity!

    (Is she on holiday with Don Henley in that pic?)

    kwebb Mon, 12/10/2009 - 17:12
  • Of course they look miserable. Those canals stink of shit and the gondoliers think everyone who rides their stupid boats is a cunt and treats them accordingly. No amount of bad rhyming couplets in a reedy voice and Dick Van Dyke cockerney accent can make that experience better.

    charl25 Mon, 12/10/2009 - 17:04
  • Both have a special look don't they?

    BonnyWill Mon, 12/10/2009 - 16:48
  • CHEER UP YOU MISERABLE BASTARD. you're in venice with england's most desirable woman and best singer. i mean actress.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 12/10/2009 - 16:33
  • Happy looking little fucker isn't she?

    If she's looking to move into property then I'd be happy to bury her under my back patio

    jiggerycock Mon, 12/10/2009 - 16:32
  • I like Lily Allen.

    tescopop Mon, 12/10/2009 - 16:19
  • cunts

    BustySinclair Mon, 12/10/2009 - 16:03
  • cunts

    BustySinclair Mon, 12/10/2009 - 16:03
  • I like Lily Allen.

    tescopop Mon, 12/10/2009 - 16:19
  • Happy looking little fucker isn't she?

    If she's looking to move into property then I'd be happy to bury her under my back patio

    jiggerycock Mon, 12/10/2009 - 16:32
  • CHEER UP YOU MISERABLE BASTARD. you're in venice with england's most desirable woman and best singer. i mean actress.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 12/10/2009 - 16:33
  • Both have a special look don't they?

    BonnyWill Mon, 12/10/2009 - 16:48
  • Of course they look miserable. Those canals stink of shit and the gondoliers think everyone who rides their stupid boats is a cunt and treats them accordingly. No amount of bad rhyming couplets in a reedy voice and Dick Van Dyke cockerney accent can make that experience better.

    charl25 Mon, 12/10/2009 - 17:04
  • Then you cease to have any credibility or integrity!

    (Is she on holiday with Don Henley in that pic?)

    kwebb Mon, 12/10/2009 - 17:12
  • I wish she'd fucking fall into that shit then. And catch a nice dose of dysentry, the overrated little ugly cunt

    Blartmonster Mon, 12/10/2009 - 18:22

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