There are posters up all over the place near our office offering a reward for anyone who can help find their missing cockatoo, Bijou (it is Chelsea, after all). Well someone call off the search party, we've found it! Lily Allen was looking like exactly like a peculiar cockatoo as she left Nobu with best friend, Miquita Oliver, wearing a wig and silver eye-make up all over her face...

We're sure the singer was trying to make a statement but we're just not sure exactly what it was...

Meanwhile, it's being reported that an 11-hour flight to Japan with Liam Gallagher recently descended into chaos as the pair were so pissed they had to be "calmed down" by crew members.

Lily and Liam annoyed fellow passengers (and that was before their boozy behaviour) in Upper Class on the Virgin Atlantic flight to Japan where they were on their way to perform at the Fuji Rocks festival.

A good-old source said:

They did not care about the other passengers. They were in a world of their own. They were already well-oiled by the time they came on board. There is obviously a different set of rules for celebrities.

But when Lily was asked about the incident, she replied:

I don't know what you are talking about.

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