Lindsay Lohan 911 call recording released - listen to her hit then bribe woman

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What, you want money?
Sat, 02/04/2011 - 10:30 by Mr. HM

Remember when charges of assault against Lindsay Lohan were dropped earlier this week? It's all a bit confusing now the audio from the 911 call has been released, not least because you can clearly hear Lindsay Lohan assaulting and then trying to bribe a nurse at the betty Ford Clinic.

Somewhere at night, in an alleyway behind a restaurant, thousands of cats gather to try and work out how come Lohan has more lives than their entire species put together.

 

Things you can suss out from listening to the audio:

  1. Lindsay Lohan is a lunatic
  2. Lindsay Lohan is a lunatic pathological liar
  3. Lindsay Lohan is a lunatic pathological liar who refuses to accept a shred of responsibility for her actions

I dislike Lindsay Lohan almost as much as I dislike her disgusting famewhore parents.

 

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Comments

  • And why is she legally represented by the woman from Masterchef?

    dandyboy Sat, 02/04/2011 - 23:42

  • "the reason we find her attractive...". Do we?

    dandyboy Sat, 02/04/2011 - 23:42

  • In all seriousness, I think this nurse or counsellor did a good job. I think we should all consider how hurt you probably are if you are hit by a phone to the extent that the batteries fall out. On soft flesh, that's very hard. On hard bits of body, that's fucking painful. It's weird listening to this because it's not only all the L stuff but the fact that she is making the 'Kelly' person not be able to talk to those in the home. This suggests she, L, had manipulated the 'escape' and was doing all in her power to stop 'Kelly' talking. The Kelly person is probably maybe more vulnerable, less rich and less able to afford the cost that a 'night out' might have to her than L. That this Kelly seemed keen to talk with the 'nurse' afterwards is a sign that perhaps she was being more responsible for her actions. That the nurse copped it... well, WTF, let's just make the next photo shoot happen. Yay!

    PS And Lyndsay's eyes are actually too far apart I reckon. Freak. There's a good book called 'Mutants' which outlines the genetic reasons for this. It's up there with hairy women and giganticism. The reason 'we' find her attractive is the wide-spaced eyes remind us of a baby. Sweet.

    stella ah trois Sat, 02/04/2011 - 12:24

  • In all seriousness, I think this nurse or counsellor did a good job. I think we should all consider how hurt you probably are if you are hit by a phone to the extent that the batteries fall out. On soft flesh, that's very hard. On hard bits of body, that's fucking painful. It's weird listening to this because it's not only all the L stuff but the fact that she is making the 'Kelly' person not be able to talk to those in the home. This suggests she, L, had manipulated the 'escape' and was doing all in her power to stop 'Kelly' talking. The Kelly person is probably maybe more vulnerable, less rich and less able to afford the cost that a 'night out' might have to her than L. That this Kelly seemed keen to talk with the 'nurse' afterwards is a sign that perhaps she was being more responsible for her actions. That the nurse copped it... well, WTF, let's just make the next photo shoot happen. Yay!

    PS And Lyndsay's eyes are actually too far apart I reckon. Freak. There's a good book called 'Mutants' which outlines the genetic reasons for this. It's up there with hairy women and giganticism. The reason 'we' find her attractive is the wide-spaced eyes remind us of a baby. Sweet.

    stella ah trois Sat, 02/04/2011 - 12:24

  • "the reason we find her attractive...". Do we?

    dandyboy Sat, 02/04/2011 - 23:42

  • And why is she legally represented by the woman from Masterchef?

    dandyboy Sat, 02/04/2011 - 23:42

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