It's been a bit quiet on the Lilo front recently - presumably because she's been beavering away on next season's Unagro collection. Oh no, it's because she's been busy spreading her charm and herpes around New York's club scene..

And John Mayer's decline in standards continues... The drippy rocker who's previously romanced (in chronological order) Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Perez Hilton, has now been attached to Lindsay Lohan after the pair were allegedly spotted flirting at New York club Butter. 

Clearly Mayer likes a more mature lady (that's you, Aniston), but we doubt he'd be ready for Lilo's 100-year-old face, so it's just as well that she's been detracting from it with her rather eye-catching trotters. We smell a Shoehan! 

While Lindsay's next fashion offering can be seen on the catwalks next March, Paris will have to wait for these gorgeous little numbers - The shoe-line from Lilo's mum Dina isn't due to launch until late-spring 2010. Louboutin and Manolo - you've got six months to up your game.