Lindsay Lohan arrives in court with her mother, no smiles

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Lindsay Lohan and mother arrive in court

Your (no) Honour

Tue, 04/05/2010 - 20:45 by Mr. HM

After failing to turn up twice, Lindsay Lohan finally rolled into court 23 minutes late, accompanied by her mum. After being out on the piss till 2am the night before - with her mum.

She was in court for stealing an escalade and trying to run down her assistant way back in 2007, which is a really long time ago - which could explain her confused expression.

Well that or the fact she was probably still completely shitfaced. She was pictured in the bar at Chateau Marmont until 2:30am with her mum, who has tasked herself with looking after her child in her moments (years) of crisis. That's what a crisis calls for! RHUBARB MARTINIS!!

Rest assured the courts are going to come down pretty heavy on Lindsay. Look what happened to Paris Hilton after reckless driving under the influence of alcohol. Those 23 days for violating parole really sent a harsh message to those thinking of committing a similar offence. She's lucky it wasn't murder - she may have had to have had a complete menstrual cycle in custody.

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Comments

That's not court; that's some personal-injury lawyer's office on the Boardwalk in Venice. It's a civil case, so she can't go to jail/gaol. The worst that could happen is she has to pay some money to the plaintiffs--and not much, either.
debouched Thu, 06/05/2010 - 07:31
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BODYFOOR-ORM...........

Always wanted to do that...
koshmar Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:31
Probably likes it that way. Those self-designed leggings aren't very forgiving and what 'self-respecting' (ha ha) sleb wants the world to know they are packing a Bodyform?
huxylady Wed, 05/05/2010 - 10:42
"She's lucky it wasn't murder - she may have had to have had a complete menstrual cycle in custody."

What with her emaciated frame and penchant for hard drugz, I'd say she's probably not had the painters in since Mean Girls.
tescopop Wed, 05/05/2010 - 08:13
I thought she was banned from Chatue Moumount for not paying the rent there?
dancingworm Wed, 05/05/2010 - 01:50
The more we get these pampered cunts convicted, the more it sends out the message that You Ain't Anyone Special.

Come on - all we need now is Winehouse, Doherty, Tweed, Tweedy, Price and Katona doing time at HM (Her Majesty's)pleasure.....
koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 20:51

The more we get these pampered cunts convicted, the more it sends out the message that You Ain't Anyone Special.

Come on - all we need now is Winehouse, Doherty, Tweed, Tweedy, Price and Katona doing time at HM (Her Majesty's)pleasure.....
koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 20:51
I thought she was banned from Chatue Moumount for not paying the rent there?
dancingworm Wed, 05/05/2010 - 01:50
"She's lucky it wasn't murder - she may have had to have had a complete menstrual cycle in custody."

What with her emaciated frame and penchant for hard drugz, I'd say she's probably not had the painters in since Mean Girls.
tescopop Wed, 05/05/2010 - 08:13
Probably likes it that way. Those self-designed leggings aren't very forgiving and what 'self-respecting' (ha ha) sleb wants the world to know they are packing a Bodyform?
huxylady Wed, 05/05/2010 - 10:42
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BODYFOOR-ORM...........

Always wanted to do that...
koshmar Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:31
That's not court; that's some personal-injury lawyer's office on the Boardwalk in Venice. It's a civil case, so she can't go to jail/gaol. The worst that could happen is she has to pay some money to the plaintiffs--and not much, either.
debouched Thu, 06/05/2010 - 07:31