Lindy not Layton
Tue, 06/07/2010 - 17:32 by Harry Bow

Lindsay Lohan and her SCRAM bracelet have just entered court for a hearing that could land her in jail - just as she's found happiness with Danny Cipriani too :*(

According to The Associated Press, Lohan will appear before Judge Marsha Revel in a Beverly Hills courtroom following the revocation of her probation in May after she missed a scheduled hearing because she was stuck at the Cannes Film Festival due to a lost passport (it was hiding at the bottom of a bottle of vodka).

 

Considering Lohan has missed multiple court appearances and failed to comply with all of the terms of the sentence stemming from her 2007 DUI, jail time hasn't been ruled-out - apparently if that is the case, she will be taken into custody immediately, meaning her Linda Lovelace biopic will be shelved :(

 

After the aforementioned incident three years ago, the actress pleading guilty to two misdemeanor counts of being under the influence of cocaine and no contest to two counts of driving with a blood-alcohol level above 0.08 percent and one count of reckless driving. She's also been accused of holding to guys hostage in a stolen car, but we're not sure if that's connected - it's too hard to keep up.

 

It was Judge Revel who ordered Lohan to wear the SCRAM bracelet in May. We don't think it's the same person as Strictly Come Dancing Judge Craig Revel Horwood, but you never know...

 

Too bad she didn't come up with the Paris Hilton get out of jail-free card at the time...

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    I think the judge probably has the better measure of our Lyndsay than Colin Patterson...

    PS, I hate Ugg boots more than I hate Crocs. Just had a little sit and think about this.

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  • Thanks for sharing that one Rev - may be the first ever convincing performance from the "actress" once she finds out she's doing some porridge!!

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    I'm not even that into shoes, but these monstrosities make my blood boil.

    Also, I once tried on an Ugg, to see what the fuss is about. They're ugly, no doubt, but very very comfy. Like having your foot in a toastie or something.

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