Unclean Girl
Mon, 01/03/2010 - 15:53 by HM writer

Lindsay Lohan was looking like a less glamorous version of EastEnders' Stacey Branning as she left Roberto Cavialli's show in Milan for Fashion Week...

Lohan obviously encountered problems applying the fake tan before she went out and only realised five photos too late by covering her face with her fur gillet.

Still, it wasn't as bad as the time she did this...

Lindsay Lohan

Her trousers, on the other hand...

  • Jaysus, drugs ARE bad for you, mmkay?

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:39
  • She does look like Stacey doesn't she (laughs).
    Funnily enough I was saying to myself the other (cos I've obviously got frig all else to think about) that Stacey wasn't too far off from Megan Fox. Check it outt. As for Lindsay - now that she's no longer a lesbo - she should consider an 'Anna Nicole Smith' as her next career move. Find some rich bod, get wed, milk him like fuck then when the orgasms finally kill him, it'll be riches a go-go. It's either that or welfare.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 02/03/2010 - 00:53
  • Dear Girls With Freckles;

    Fake tan makes you look like a speckly, gone-off satsuma. Just fucking leave it. You look a lot less stupid being pale and freckly than orange and freckly.

    Yours sincerely;

    Retrovertigo
    People's Campaign Against Slags Who Resemble Wotsits

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 21:24
  • Holy Fuck. She needs a good scrubbing. She looks like a chinaman's testicle.

    sharonc Mon, 01/03/2010 - 19:49
  • There's communities of Oompa-Loompas that live in the lines of her battered-old-leather-suitcase of a face.

    jiggerycock Mon, 01/03/2010 - 18:40
  • The wrinkles on this girl are ridiculous for her age. She's going to end up like the bird from 'There's something about Mary'!

    Yumma Mon, 01/03/2010 - 16:14
  • The wrinkles on this girl are ridiculous for her age. She's going to end up like the bird from 'There's something about Mary'!

    Yumma Mon, 01/03/2010 - 16:14
  • There's communities of Oompa-Loompas that live in the lines of her battered-old-leather-suitcase of a face.

    jiggerycock Mon, 01/03/2010 - 18:40
  • Holy Fuck. She needs a good scrubbing. She looks like a chinaman's testicle.

    sharonc Mon, 01/03/2010 - 19:49
  • Dear Girls With Freckles;

    Fake tan makes you look like a speckly, gone-off satsuma. Just fucking leave it. You look a lot less stupid being pale and freckly than orange and freckly.

    Yours sincerely;

    Retrovertigo
    People's Campaign Against Slags Who Resemble Wotsits

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 21:24
  • She does look like Stacey doesn't she (laughs).
    Funnily enough I was saying to myself the other (cos I've obviously got frig all else to think about) that Stacey wasn't too far off from Megan Fox. Check it outt. As for Lindsay - now that she's no longer a lesbo - she should consider an 'Anna Nicole Smith' as her next career move. Find some rich bod, get wed, milk him like fuck then when the orgasms finally kill him, it'll be riches a go-go. It's either that or welfare.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 02/03/2010 - 00:53
  • Jaysus, drugs ARE bad for you, mmkay?

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:39

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