Lindsay Lohan in Milan
Unclean Girl
Mon, 01/03/2010 - 15:53 by HM writerLindsay Lohan was looking like a less glamorous version of EastEnders' Stacey Branning as she left Roberto Cavialli's show in Milan for Fashion Week...
Lohan obviously encountered problems applying the fake tan before she went out and only realised five photos too late by covering her face with her fur gillet.
Still, it wasn't as bad as the time she did this...

Her trousers, on the other hand...
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Comments
Jaysus, drugs ARE bad for you, mmkay?
She does look like Stacey doesn't she (laughs).
Funnily enough I was saying to myself the other (cos I've obviously got frig all else to think about) that Stacey wasn't too far off from Megan Fox. Check it outt. As for Lindsay - now that she's no longer a lesbo - she should consider an 'Anna Nicole Smith' as her next career move. Find some rich bod, get wed, milk him like fuck then when the orgasms finally kill him, it'll be riches a go-go. It's either that or welfare.
Dear Girls With Freckles;
Fake tan makes you look like a speckly, gone-off satsuma. Just fucking leave it. You look a lot less stupid being pale and freckly than orange and freckly.
Yours sincerely;
Retrovertigo
People's Campaign Against Slags Who Resemble Wotsits
Holy Fuck. She needs a good scrubbing. She looks like a chinaman's testicle.
There's communities of Oompa-Loompas that live in the lines of her battered-old-leather-suitcase of a face.
The wrinkles on this girl are ridiculous for her age. She's going to end up like the bird from 'There's something about Mary'!
The wrinkles on this girl are ridiculous for her age. She's going to end up like the bird from 'There's something about Mary'!
There's communities of Oompa-Loompas that live in the lines of her battered-old-leather-suitcase of a face.
Holy Fuck. She needs a good scrubbing. She looks like a chinaman's testicle.
Dear Girls With Freckles;
Fake tan makes you look like a speckly, gone-off satsuma. Just fucking leave it. You look a lot less stupid being pale and freckly than orange and freckly.
Yours sincerely;
Retrovertigo
People's Campaign Against Slags Who Resemble Wotsits
She does look like Stacey doesn't she (laughs).
Funnily enough I was saying to myself the other (cos I've obviously got frig all else to think about) that Stacey wasn't too far off from Megan Fox. Check it outt. As for Lindsay - now that she's no longer a lesbo - she should consider an 'Anna Nicole Smith' as her next career move. Find some rich bod, get wed, milk him like fuck then when the orgasms finally kill him, it'll be riches a go-go. It's either that or welfare.
Jaysus, drugs ARE bad for you, mmkay?