Lindsay Lohan looking bloated
Herbie Fully Bloated
Thu, 04/03/2010 - 11:16 by HM writerLindsay Lohan was busy hammering the final few nails into the coffin of her career, which unofficially ended in 2006. After a week of selling her story to both The Sun and Ok! magazine, the actress-turned-leggings-designer-turned-humanitarian-worker-turned-topless-model attended the Nokia X6 launch and rubbed shoulders with Mathew Horne and er, Olivia Lee in london last night....
Lohan, who announced yesterday that she'll be writing a biography soon (spoiler alert here), was paid in collagen injections and prescription pills Nokia phones to turn up at Sketch club last night.
She then left for Bungalow 8 with a bloke who looked slightly frightened (perhaps because she had just demanded that her chauffer lock all the car doors), with her face gently expanding as the night went on (watermelon juice reduces bloating apparently, as does not doing cocaine) and we're surprised she didn't end up looking like this by the end...
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The biggest slag in slebdom - she even excels Price and Katona officially
How can she afford a chaffer in london, how is she making her money? She has resorted to prostotution now
Gawd elpus. She looks like Angus Young
Ruff, ruff, ruff.
Ruff, ruff, ruff.
Gawd elpus. She looks like Angus Young
How can she afford a chaffer in london, how is she making her money? She has resorted to prostotution now
The biggest slag in slebdom - she even excels Price and Katona officially