Herbie Fully Bloated
Thu, 04/03/2010 - 11:16 by HM writer

Lindsay Lohan was busy hammering the final few nails into the coffin of her career, which unofficially ended in 2006. After a week of selling her story to both The Sun and Ok! magazine, the actress-turned-leggings-designer-turned-humanitarian-worker-turned-topless-model attended the Nokia X6 launch and rubbed shoulders with Mathew Horne and er, Olivia Lee in london last night....

Lohan, who announced yesterday that she'll be writing a biography soon (spoiler alert here), was paid in collagen injections and prescription pills Nokia phones to turn up at Sketch club last night.

She then left for Bungalow 8 with a bloke who looked slightly frightened (perhaps because she had just demanded that her chauffer lock all the car doors), with her face gently expanding as the night went on (watermelon juice reduces bloating apparently, as does not doing cocaine) and we're surprised she didn't end up looking like this by the end...

Practically a life time ago...(or just 4 years)

  • The biggest slag in slebdom - she even excels Price and Katona officially

    koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 12:45
  • How can she afford a chaffer in london, how is she making her money? She has resorted to prostotution now

    dancingworm Fri, 05/03/2010 - 08:34
  • Gawd elpus. She looks like Angus Young

    Sime66 Fri, 05/03/2010 - 04:00
  • Ruff, ruff, ruff.

    stella ah trois Thu, 04/03/2010 - 12:01
  • Ruff, ruff, ruff.

    stella ah trois Thu, 04/03/2010 - 12:01
  • Gawd elpus. She looks like Angus Young

    Sime66 Fri, 05/03/2010 - 04:00
  • How can she afford a chaffer in london, how is she making her money? She has resorted to prostotution now

    dancingworm Fri, 05/03/2010 - 08:34
  • The biggest slag in slebdom - she even excels Price and Katona officially

    koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 12:45

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