Thin and Juice
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 12:33 by Harry Bow

After being pictured stumbling onto a cactus (not a euphemism for Calum Best's cock) before sprawling in the gutter a few days ago, Lindsay Lohan has spoken out to blame her heels - not much of an endorsement for her mum's Shoe-han footwear line.

Writing on Twitter, she claimed:

"Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats."

Or maybe these filled with vodka?

Anyway, the actress pulled herself out of the rubble to attend Snoop Dogg's gig in New York a couple of nights ago - although hadn't  given herself much of a brushing-off by the look of things

Talking of Doggs, is Lindsay saying meow meow in pic 2?

  • God know what she's saying in picture 2 but she's such a brillo pad that the only thing she should be saying is woof.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 28/03/2010 - 23:09
  • Dear holy god, she is a walking collection of burnout and STIs. And how old is she supposed to be? 23? Jeez.

    How the hell is she still taken seriously...?

    koshmar Fri, 26/03/2010 - 23:32
  • Pic 2: 'Placing car keys in bowl and hoping to avoid John Terry?'

    slug Fri, 26/03/2010 - 13:34
  • Pic 2: 'Placing car keys in bowl and hoping to avoid John Terry?'

    slug Fri, 26/03/2010 - 13:34
  • Dear holy god, she is a walking collection of burnout and STIs. And how old is she supposed to be? 23? Jeez.

    How the hell is she still taken seriously...?

    koshmar Fri, 26/03/2010 - 23:32
  • God know what she's saying in picture 2 but she's such a brillo pad that the only thing she should be saying is woof.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 28/03/2010 - 23:09

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