Lindsay Lohan at Snoop's New York gig
Thin and Juice
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 12:33 by Harry BowAfter being pictured stumbling onto a cactus (not a euphemism for Calum Best's cock) before sprawling in the gutter a few days ago, Lindsay Lohan has spoken out to blame her heels - not much of an endorsement for her mum's Shoe-han footwear line.
Writing on Twitter, she claimed:
"Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats."
Or maybe these filled with vodka?
Anyway, the actress pulled herself out of the rubble to attend Snoop Dogg's gig in New York a couple of nights ago - although hadn't given herself much of a brushing-off by the look of things
Talking of Doggs, is Lindsay saying meow meow in pic 2?
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God know what she's saying in picture 2 but she's such a brillo pad that the only thing she should be saying is woof.
Dear holy god, she is a walking collection of burnout and STIs. And how old is she supposed to be? 23? Jeez.
How the hell is she still taken seriously...?
Pic 2: 'Placing car keys in bowl and hoping to avoid John Terry?'
Pic 2: 'Placing car keys in bowl and hoping to avoid John Terry?'
Dear holy god, she is a walking collection of burnout and STIs. And how old is she supposed to be? 23? Jeez.
How the hell is she still taken seriously...?
God know what she's saying in picture 2 but she's such a brillo pad that the only thing she should be saying is woof.