Lindsay Lohan celebrated her birthday in a way only she knows how - flashing her tits to all and sundry. This could have something to do with why she got punched in the face by a waitress.

She must be gutted - fancy forgetting to put a bra on and then being surprised by photographers! The shame of it! This will really tarnish her whiter than white virginal image.

As we said the other day, Lindsay twittered that a waitress had punched her on her Birthday. Well I don't know why anyone believes a word this deluded nutbag ever spouts as 99.9999% of the time she is in cloud cuckoo land. Well this time is no exception.

The waitress who allegedly punched her 24th has denied her claims, but brilliantly insists she would "like to" and branded her a "train wreck".

She said:

"All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional. I didn't hit her. But I'd like too."

Amazing.