Complete lack of Wisdom
Wed, 02/06/2010 - 10:21 by Mr. HM

Lindsay Lohan is not in disguise here, she is in PAIN people. She had her wisdom teeth out yesterday and to prove that she wrapped her entire head in bandages - everyone does that, right? Erm...

Well as we all know, she's never one to turn down a photo opportunity* - especially ones that show her suffering rather than partying. So why not dress as a nun after the dentist? It's Logic!

The problem is, she's not allowed to take any drugs right?

Wrong - she's been given special dispensation to whack anything down her throat as long as it's has been prescribed by her doctor. Perfect! Problem is - this is her doctor:

And on days he's not available, John Terry's dad will warm up his stethoscope and provide whatever's necessary! As D Listed have already succinctly pointed out, expect Lindsay to start throwing herself down the stairs at any second.

*Although she did turn down $1million to appear on Celebrity Rehab this week.

  • Beverly Hills are alive with the sound of Lindsay..........????

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/06/2010 - 18:34
  • How far will she go? Poke her own eyes out in the search for someone to give her some morphine? Cut her nose off in the hope that it will result in ... ? oh, no. That wouldn't be a sensible, long term idea *big sniff*. Nah, she can live without the eyes though. And probably does by the looks of her godamed self over the last years.

    stella ah trois Wed, 02/06/2010 - 13:29
  • Is there any more to say about this woman.
    Judging by the abundance of comments, obviously not.

    (I still would though)

    PETERNORTH Wed, 02/06/2010 - 12:55
  • Is there any more to say about this woman.
    Judging by the abundance of comments, obviously not.

    (I still would though)

    PETERNORTH Wed, 02/06/2010 - 12:55
  • How far will she go? Poke her own eyes out in the search for someone to give her some morphine? Cut her nose off in the hope that it will result in ... ? oh, no. That wouldn't be a sensible, long term idea *big sniff*. Nah, she can live without the eyes though. And probably does by the looks of her godamed self over the last years.

    stella ah trois Wed, 02/06/2010 - 13:29
  • Beverly Hills are alive with the sound of Lindsay..........????

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/06/2010 - 18:34

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