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Wed, 24/02/2010 - 12:19 by Harry Bow

We were getting a bit worried about how we were going to fill the site now that The Saturdays have been officially banned, but luckily Lindsay Lohan has saved the day by planning a UK move...

After teasing the British public with tales of the drugs and vaginas that have around her nose in The Sun last weekend (out-takes from the accompanying shoot attached), Lindsay Lohan has made the wet-dreams of bar staff across London come true by announcing that she's planning to move to over the Atlantic.

Taking to Twitter, she announced:

"Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj's/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!"

Vernon Kay is a DJ, right?

 

Someone should tell Lindsay that Hollyoaks is filmed in Liverpool not London though.

 

  • Good luck with the move girl!

    ronny Wed, 08/12/2010 - 18:32
  • That's Lindsay, always confuse and always hasty about the things she wants to do. I doubt this will be a permanent moving for her, she's too naive is she things London can entertain her as much as US. I guess she didn't think about that yet.

    ronny Wed, 08/12/2010 - 18:31
  • Those wrinkles, fucking hell she looks 40 if she's a day

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 18:48
  • Smart move. The British press is the only press to pay attention to her so it was inevitable.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 25/02/2010 - 02:23
  • Ok, tits then, is that better merylhighground?

    deenybean Wed, 24/02/2010 - 21:30
  • Mr HM, could you please arrange for anyone who uses the term boobies on this site without reference to a seabird is punished with either hourly receipt of the HM Mailout, every day, or anal penetration with Ashley Cole's mobile. Whichever is easiest. Thanks.

    merylhighground Wed, 24/02/2010 - 19:05
  • I like her freckles (and her boobies, particularly in pic 4).

    deenybean Wed, 24/02/2010 - 18:34
  • i fancy lindsay lohan - there, i said it. i feel much better now

    switch Wed, 24/02/2010 - 15:01
  • Li-lo & Kate, they could be the "Smashie & Nicey" of the new generation......not 'arf !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:50
  • Another Dj, why the fuck not? We could probably feed the starving nations Dj soup for a hundred years. Maybe she'll go hang out with Kate Lawler.

    elbow Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:36
  • So having got her P45 from the States, she's now leeching her way here to take work from the Brits? As Gordon Brown once memorably said: "I DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING TEMPER YOU WHITE-HAIRED CRETIN" or was it "British jobs for American losers?" Can't remember now.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:07
  • hi unseemlydogposture, i'm unseemlydopgosture, your slightly backward cousin.

    unseemlydopgosture Wed, 24/02/2010 - 12:54
  • She's got a bit of the Amy Whinehouse grubby about her. She'll fit in fine.

    stella ah trois Wed, 24/02/2010 - 12:35
  • great.

    bring the saturdays back. at least they're nice to look at.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 24/02/2010 - 12:25
  • great.

    bring the saturdays back. at least they're nice to look at.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 24/02/2010 - 12:25
  • She's got a bit of the Amy Whinehouse grubby about her. She'll fit in fine.

    stella ah trois Wed, 24/02/2010 - 12:35
  • hi unseemlydogposture, i'm unseemlydopgosture, your slightly backward cousin.

    unseemlydopgosture Wed, 24/02/2010 - 12:54
  • So having got her P45 from the States, she's now leeching her way here to take work from the Brits? As Gordon Brown once memorably said: "I DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING TEMPER YOU WHITE-HAIRED CRETIN" or was it "British jobs for American losers?" Can't remember now.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:07
  • Another Dj, why the fuck not? We could probably feed the starving nations Dj soup for a hundred years. Maybe she'll go hang out with Kate Lawler.

    elbow Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:36
  • Li-lo & Kate, they could be the "Smashie & Nicey" of the new generation......not 'arf !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:50
  • i fancy lindsay lohan - there, i said it. i feel much better now

    switch Wed, 24/02/2010 - 15:01
  • I like her freckles (and her boobies, particularly in pic 4).

    deenybean Wed, 24/02/2010 - 18:34
  • Mr HM, could you please arrange for anyone who uses the term boobies on this site without reference to a seabird is punished with either hourly receipt of the HM Mailout, every day, or anal penetration with Ashley Cole's mobile. Whichever is easiest. Thanks.

    merylhighground Wed, 24/02/2010 - 19:05
  • Ok, tits then, is that better merylhighground?

    deenybean Wed, 24/02/2010 - 21:30
  • Smart move. The British press is the only press to pay attention to her so it was inevitable.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 25/02/2010 - 02:23
  • Those wrinkles, fucking hell she looks 40 if she's a day

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 18:48
  • That's Lindsay, always confuse and always hasty about the things she wants to do. I doubt this will be a permanent moving for her, she's too naive is she things London can entertain her as much as US. I guess she didn't think about that yet.

    ronny Wed, 08/12/2010 - 18:31
  • Good luck with the move girl!

    ronny Wed, 08/12/2010 - 18:32

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