So let me get this straight: the ONLY news-worthy thing about LiLo this week is that she's worn some arguably hideous shoes? *Recoils at the ear-splitting clang of the death knell sounding on that career*

i know im hetrosexual woman on paper.... and normally one with taste as well.... but my those tits.... they look good enough to eat.

I know gladiator sandals are meant to be all the trend this season - as dictated by ridiculous, empty, vapid, useless 'fashionistas'. But trust a dopey celeb to take it a bit too far - they are way too big - made for fat legs by the looks of things, as the whole point of the gladiator look is to show the criss crossing of the laces. Very ugly sandal/boots, we could call them Boodals

You're selling yourself short there Mr HM. It's only a matter of time before the fashionistas reward you for your brave attempt to reintroduce Irish terrorist chic to the world.

"Woman wears ugly shoes" shock