Lindsay Lohan dropped by fashion label, leggings sales soar

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Lindsay Lohan is dumped by Unagro fashion house

Coke bloat coms back to haunt

Tue, 09/03/2010 - 10:44 by Mr. HM

Looking at these photos of Lindsay Lohan in Paris for Fashion Week, it's impossible to imagine any comany in their right mind severing a contract with such a reliable, stable fashionista - but Unagro have done just that. The era of the Lohan Leggings is sadly over.

Giving Lindsay a pile of money to design leggings (how the hell can you go wrong designing leggings?) is like Ocean Finance lending Kerry Katona £50,000,000 - completely inevitable consequences.

The girl can't even get on a plane and stand in a nightclub for $150,000 for crying out loud - what were they expecting? Geoff Banks in a headband? Jesus.

Open note to America:

Please take her back - she's a rubbish coke bloated mess. She came over to host a Haiti benefit gig (Chose to do it on Brits night, only people to turn up were Janice Dickinson, Bianca Gascgoine and Calum Best - who doesn't count as he was just after a rememberance shag) and hasn't left yet.

Send help ASAP thx.

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Comments

All fucking year, I'll wager....
koshmar Wed, 10/03/2010 - 02:59
Best offer I've had all hour.
stella ah trois Tue, 09/03/2010 - 22:45
Well if it's any consolation Stella, I'd give you one. Bet you're delighted at that news.
nickj Tue, 09/03/2010 - 15:18
Surprisingly, a woman. I know. Sad isn't it?
stella ah trois Tue, 09/03/2010 - 14:34
Don't people who stop taking drugs like Cocaine, start eating again and put on a bit of lard?

Actually, don't answer that question..I don't give a fuck!
Teatimecreams Tue, 09/03/2010 - 14:23
Ungaro
blaxa Tue, 09/03/2010 - 14:19
Are you a man or a woman?
DeccaQuinne Tue, 09/03/2010 - 12:53
It's weird but, and I know this is a strange thing to say, but everyday that goes by, she looks more and more like, well, me. And I'm butt ugly! (Great mind and personality, etc. but no oil painting.) It's the chin, the fat face, the frown, the lack of any grace or style. Like looking in a fucking mirror.
stella ah trois Tue, 09/03/2010 - 11:24

It's weird but, and I know this is a strange thing to say, but everyday that goes by, she looks more and more like, well, me. And I'm butt ugly! (Great mind and personality, etc. but no oil painting.) It's the chin, the fat face, the frown, the lack of any grace or style. Like looking in a fucking mirror.
stella ah trois Tue, 09/03/2010 - 11:24
Are you a man or a woman?
DeccaQuinne Tue, 09/03/2010 - 12:53
Ungaro
blaxa Tue, 09/03/2010 - 14:19
Don't people who stop taking drugs like Cocaine, start eating again and put on a bit of lard?

Actually, don't answer that question..I don't give a fuck!
Teatimecreams Tue, 09/03/2010 - 14:23
Surprisingly, a woman. I know. Sad isn't it?
stella ah trois Tue, 09/03/2010 - 14:34
Well if it's any consolation Stella, I'd give you one. Bet you're delighted at that news.
nickj Tue, 09/03/2010 - 15:18
Best offer I've had all hour.
stella ah trois Tue, 09/03/2010 - 22:45
All fucking year, I'll wager....
koshmar Wed, 10/03/2010 - 02:59