Today's news is all about terrible people facing terrible punishments for the terrible crimes they've committed. Antony Costa could soon have a new cellmate, in the form of Lindsay Lohan, who faces a maximum of three years in prison after being charged with felony grand theft for nicking a necklace. However, what we need to remember is that this is Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan is a well-known Hollywood actress, which, BY LAW, means she is not allowed to go to prison.

Plus, she probably didn't even steal the thing anyway. She's a good person who would never do a bad thing like that.

As we reported earlier this week, the second-rate criminal, Lindsay, was pictured wearing the $2,500 necklace that she has been accused of stealing. It was unknown then whether charges would be pressed, but it now looks likely that she'll be held culpable by the jewellery store, Kamofie. Although it is them who have committed the real crime here, by charging $2,500 for a fucking necklace in the first place.

Our good friends at TMZ claim that Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has told her that she is likely to be charged tomorrow - meaning yet another date in court is on the cards for the actress to wriggle her way out of.

If convicted, she could face a maximum of three years in jail. But going by her last few jail terms - 84 minutes for drink driving and 14 days of a 90 day sentence for more misdemeanour - we doubt she'll be in there for longer than three seconds.