Lindsay Lohan at Fashion Week, looks like a hooker

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Lindsay Lohan in Paris

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Sat, 06/03/2010 - 11:08 by HM writer

Another day, another hot off the press story about Lindsay Lohan looking 45, in need of a wash, sleep, hot meal, clean underwear, less collagen, better hair, an even distribution of fake tan (delete where applicable) but today Lohan manages to ticks ALL our boxes. Give it up darling, there's only room is this world for one Amanda Lepore...

And if there is one thing more monotonous Lohan, then it's Lohan twatting about at fashion week, which was where she was yesterday, in Gay Paris, pretending to look busy and trying to find inspiration for her third range of leggings (seriously, does anyone other than Mischa Barton actually buy them?)

She took her inflated lips and whole new look, inspired by 'Band of Gold' and Mischa Barton's recent potrayal of Gladys the pregnant prostitute in 'Law & Order', to a club in the city but don't panic, she was wearing clothes underneath that fur coat, which looked as though it probably smelled of wee and cigarettes. Earlier in the day she had attempted a more sophisticated look in a pretty frock, but once inside the club, she was back to her old self again...

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Comments

I don't get the fucking renaissance this skanky bastard is enjoying, yet she STILL seems hell bent on purging it all down the shitter.

She is either A) fucking a famous footballer (Paris is only a TGV ride away from the South of France, right, Cheryl?) B) fucking some rich oil arabs or C) fucking someone in the British media - how else do you explain the favourable coverage and employment via the Beeb?

Believe it, every time I see this rancid twat I have to wash my eyes with bleach and razorwire...
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 11:01
what i want to know, is how she can afford to cavort around all these expensive cities when she clearly hasnt worked in years, and apparently spent most or all of what she earned on coke and booze etc etc drugs generally. If I was the manager of the hotel she stays at i would be checking her credit. Its suprizing she gets invited to paris fashion week considering she acts like a lost puppy most of the time, and apparently the fashion world especially in paris do not like lost puppies it seems.
dancingworm Sat, 06/03/2010 - 22:09
seriously, how does she look so old?
Gotta be Meth, don't that shiz age ya?
stickitupyourchuff Sat, 06/03/2010 - 16:34
And channeling Katie Perry/Reid. Class.
stella ah trois Sat, 06/03/2010 - 12:30

And channeling Katie Perry/Reid. Class.
stella ah trois Sat, 06/03/2010 - 12:30
seriously, how does she look so old?
Gotta be Meth, don't that shiz age ya?
stickitupyourchuff Sat, 06/03/2010 - 16:34
what i want to know, is how she can afford to cavort around all these expensive cities when she clearly hasnt worked in years, and apparently spent most or all of what she earned on coke and booze etc etc drugs generally. If I was the manager of the hotel she stays at i would be checking her credit. Its suprizing she gets invited to paris fashion week considering she acts like a lost puppy most of the time, and apparently the fashion world especially in paris do not like lost puppies it seems.
dancingworm Sat, 06/03/2010 - 22:09
I don't get the fucking renaissance this skanky bastard is enjoying, yet she STILL seems hell bent on purging it all down the shitter.

She is either A) fucking a famous footballer (Paris is only a TGV ride away from the South of France, right, Cheryl?) B) fucking some rich oil arabs or C) fucking someone in the British media - how else do you explain the favourable coverage and employment via the Beeb?

Believe it, every time I see this rancid twat I have to wash my eyes with bleach and razorwire...
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 11:01