Following our previous story about Lindsay Lohan testing positive for cocaine and thus preparing to head back to jail, the 'actress' did exactly what you'd expect - went out on the lash in LA before sending a series of late-night Tweets where she admitted that she has 'a disease' (not that kind of disease, don't worry Calum) and called the whole saga a 'mishap'.

Lohan looks really remoserful in the above pics, which were taken moments before her confession, doesn't she? Hopefully the judge will come down easy, what with her having a disease and all.

Here are the remarkably well-composed tweets Lohan's lawyer wrote this morning...

A work in very slow progress (progressing much in the way of Rake really)... Talking of which, Paris Hilton has just produced her own get out of jail free card - she's avoided a felony conviction after her Vegas drug arrest.

Whenever will scientists find a cure for this terrible disease?!