Machine Girl
Fri, 24/07/2009 - 13:30 by HM writer
No, this isn't Lindsay Lohan fulfilling community service or a new form of employment for the 23-year-old (Lohan doesn't work!). The actress was just mucking about in a milkshake parlour, Millions of Milkshakes in LA, which honoured the star with her very own 'shake...

Which, by looking at her, must be made up of air and dust.

Li-Lo spoke to fans and made them milkshakes before pretending to drink her own.

And as she did so well, perhaps she could consider it as a part-time job while she does whatever else it is she does.

Failing that, she could always become a beautician specialising in applying fake tan which she also seems to have mastered to perfection (pic 1-13)...

  • It makes me laugh to think that someone would sue her for stealing the formula to their fake tan. As if you would want to admit you invented something so woefully useless as LiLo's patchy orange bodypaint. And she somehow always manages to look like she has a dirty face. Does the Ronson boy/girl thing in a hat not relish the thought of liberally and evenly applying Lindsay's Cuprinol for her...?

    littlelola Mon, 27/07/2009 - 00:12
  • ever a professional

    Henry_McCarty Fri, 24/07/2009 - 18:46
  • I nearly did put a thanks to Meryl credit in there, just to see who was paying attention.

    dandyboy Fri, 24/07/2009 - 16:16
  • she could at least have taken her sex gloves off first. Skanky cow

    jockey Fri, 24/07/2009 - 16:13
  • Oi Dandy, you owe me a royalty for that fish finger pube-related plagiarism

    merylhighground Fri, 24/07/2009 - 15:56
  • ...and a liberal sprinkling of charlie on top.

    yogithebear Fri, 24/07/2009 - 15:11
  • Surely that milkshake would be made from Sam Ronson's rancid breast milk and topped with Lilo's fish finger-esque pubes.

    dandyboy Fri, 24/07/2009 - 14:07
  • Surely that milkshake would be made from Sam Ronson's rancid breast milk and topped with Lilo's fish finger-esque pubes.

    dandyboy Fri, 24/07/2009 - 14:07
  • ...and a liberal sprinkling of charlie on top.

    yogithebear Fri, 24/07/2009 - 15:11
  • Oi Dandy, you owe me a royalty for that fish finger pube-related plagiarism

    merylhighground Fri, 24/07/2009 - 15:56
  • she could at least have taken her sex gloves off first. Skanky cow

    jockey Fri, 24/07/2009 - 16:13
  • I nearly did put a thanks to Meryl credit in there, just to see who was paying attention.

    dandyboy Fri, 24/07/2009 - 16:16
  • ever a professional

    Henry_McCarty Fri, 24/07/2009 - 18:46
  • It makes me laugh to think that someone would sue her for stealing the formula to their fake tan. As if you would want to admit you invented something so woefully useless as LiLo's patchy orange bodypaint. And she somehow always manages to look like she has a dirty face. Does the Ronson boy/girl thing in a hat not relish the thought of liberally and evenly applying Lindsay's Cuprinol for her...?

    littlelola Mon, 27/07/2009 - 00:12

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