Great news for Lindsay Lohan; she's finally found some people she can work with - dead folk. As part of her community service, the actress will be working in a morgue... and if she looks hard enough, she might find her career, etc etc.

Following the news that Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to several hundred hours community service in a morgue, Los Angeles residents have been doing their best to stay alive - although it's already been announced that the actress won't actually be handling the bodies. Not with her sticky little fingers.

Talking to People, coroner assistant chief Ed Winter explained:

"She won't be handling any dead bodies but she'll certainly see them. She'll be doing basic janitorial work."

Meanwhile, Lohan's interview with Jay Leno is set to air in the US tonight, where she reportedly explains that she's grateful for the way she's been treated over the years. Apparently she then got a standing ovation, implying the Leno studio audience are deader in the head than Lohan's future work mates.