There's not a lot left for Lindsay Lohan to do in her event-packed life, so becoming custard cousins with Sienna Miller barely registers on her 'maybeishouldn'tdothat' meter.

Yes Lindsay, who has barely worked since 'Herbie Rides Again' and has spent more time in court than Judge Judy has apparently fallen for multi-millionaire oli-heir Balthazar Getty (Last seen hanging out of the back of Sienna Miller before running back to his wife). We can't think of one reason why she'd be attracted to the billionaire, but they were dry humping like epileptics sellotaped together last week in an LA nightclub.

And why wouldn't he? Take a look at the virginal and pure women before your eyes. Who wouldn't want to take this natural beauty under their wing. It's tricky to pinpoint the most alluring factor - the pink fur coat, the frosty lipstick, the fake tan or the classic 'looking classy standing in front of a traffic cone' pose.

God bless Lindsay, and all that sail in her.