Thu, 30/07/2009 - 16:23 By Mopsa
Purple magazine crucifies Lindsay Lohan - and other stories
List published revealing celebrity front-row fashion week appearance fees, depressing
Lindsay Lohan reveals her 'private pain' on The Insider, makes Doherty's crack den look tidy
The 2010 Razzie Award nominations in - Lindsay Lohan, Sienna Miller and Megan Fox look to score big
Lindsay Lohan does what she does best - gets her tits out
Big Brother contestant Orlaith McAllister claims to have slept with John Terry, world stunnedBrangelina get cosy and The Who kick arse at the Superbowl
Katie Price takes children horse riding, Alex Reid goes to India and gets diarrhoea 
Katie Price and Alex Reid head back home, prepare to live private life as husband and wife
Dolph Lungdren is king of Award show openings. Fact.
Katie Price and Alex Reid go dune buggying, honeymoon still being filmedVernon Kay sends 'explicit' texts and Twitter messages to Page 3 model, Tess Daly predicted to be cross
Madonna gives up Jesus for Jon Kortajarena, young actor terrified
Katie Price's boyfriend Alex Reid in porn movie - THE PHOTOS!
Holy Moly gets a live birds eye view of Bex BB's backside.X Factor's Lloyd Daniels gets a Holy Moly InterrogationX Factor: Holy Moly interrogates Danyl Johnson 
When Holy Moly met JLS
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
Holy Moly interrogates Miss Frank from X Factor
Meet the new cast of Skins!
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COMMENTS (7)
Excuse me Mr Fucknut, but telling us when this stupid bint has changed her fucking hair colour is just moving you and this site closer to it obvious intention of becoming a fucking useless waste of time and bandwidth. Cunt...
I've just gone back to read the story again and see if i'd missed something, maybe a hidden gem of wit.
Nope, you were just reporting her hair colour.
Total cunt.
It's obviously a fucking slow news day, Slap. And yes you're right about the waste of bandwidth
Brilliant cutting edge journalism, wit and repartee there. A real satirical edge to an otherwise absolutely fucking pointless bit of information. Well done.
Fuck me what's next ?......"Peter Andre uses a tissue" or maybe even "Jude Law takes a breath"....twat.
you lot can suck my fucking nuts... wit and repartee?! seriously, suck my fucking nuts
She's SO classy with the fag... can anyone really find this old dog attractive in any way? Think Sienna Miller with an american accent