Lindsay puts on fake tan in the dark
Fri, 05/06/2009 - 10:23 by HM writer

As Lindsay Lohan continues to chase Sam Ronson through the streets of London like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction to enjoy her stay in London which happily coincides with Sam Ronson's visit, she's fitting into all the clubs and celebrity haunts like a hand in a glove with her poorly applied, yet liberal amount of fake tan. We'll make a Jodie Marsh out of you yet Lilo.!

Unfortunately, Lindsay was unable to track down ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was Djing at the Notting Hill Arts club as Lilo went to the Cuckoo club to search high and low for her.

Never mind Lindsay, there's always tonight...

  • "state of her undercarriage"

    Proper laugh there, Busty.

    Mr Beefy Fri, 05/06/2009 - 19:18
  • Looks like earwax has oozed out onto her lobe and all through her hair. Rotten filthy hag, if that's what the side of her head looks like, can you imagine the state of her undercarriage?

    Also, is that orange grease her own brand of fake tan that she's been trying to sell recently?

    BustySinclair Fri, 05/06/2009 - 18:27
  • God, she's beautiful isn't she?

    Mr Beefy Fri, 05/06/2009 - 12:38
  • It takes a lot of skill ( and booze / or drugs) to get fake tan in your hair and ear like that.

    azur36 Fri, 05/06/2009 - 12:33
  • It takes a lot of skill ( and booze / or drugs) to get fake tan in your hair and ear like that.

    azur36 Fri, 05/06/2009 - 12:33
  • God, she's beautiful isn't she?

    Mr Beefy Fri, 05/06/2009 - 12:38
  • Looks like earwax has oozed out onto her lobe and all through her hair. Rotten filthy hag, if that's what the side of her head looks like, can you imagine the state of her undercarriage?

    Also, is that orange grease her own brand of fake tan that she's been trying to sell recently?

    BustySinclair Fri, 05/06/2009 - 18:27
  • "state of her undercarriage"

    Proper laugh there, Busty.

    Mr Beefy Fri, 05/06/2009 - 19:18

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