Lean Girl
Thu, 20/08/2009 - 12:03 by Harry Bow
Is she working the day shift? After failing to secure any decent acting work in years, it looks like Lindsay Lohan might be considering other options.

In a scene straight out of Pretty Woman, Lindsay Lohan put on her best hooker gear and hit New York's high end boutiques to give her credit card a proper pummeling yesterday.

She was clearly in a very lucid state of mind, too, seemingly picking out all the most top quality items; the most offensive boots we've scene since Ronnie Wood's Uggs, a pair of coochie pants and a nightdress.

However, the biggest surprise was that the bag of bones ATE SOME FOOD (picture 5). Actually, we didn't see the pizza enter her mouth, but it's probably the nearest anything edible has been to her throat in a long time.

  • She cant afford anything in those shops because she is clearly bank-rupped you will notice that she lives at Samantha Ronsons mothers spare house most of the time because she has no where to live and no money for rent. They clearly want her out of the house because they yell at her when she leaves, to always shut the gate so the dog doesnt get out and judging by there voices they do not want her to come back. I feel sorry for the lost disney child she has no, home, no money and no food! ITs time to Ditch that ugly boy thingy and have a shower for once!

    dancingworm Fri, 21/08/2009 - 05:03
  • "... but it's probably the nearest anything edible has been to her throat in a long time"

    I'm glad that Sam Ronson's minge and Calum Best's cock didn't come into that category....

    Blartmonster Thu, 20/08/2009 - 13:06
  • "... but it's probably the nearest anything edible has been to her throat in a long time"

    I'm glad that Sam Ronson's minge and Calum Best's cock didn't come into that category....

    Blartmonster Thu, 20/08/2009 - 13:06
  • She cant afford anything in those shops because she is clearly bank-rupped you will notice that she lives at Samantha Ronsons mothers spare house most of the time because she has no where to live and no money for rent. They clearly want her out of the house because they yell at her when she leaves, to always shut the gate so the dog doesnt get out and judging by there voices they do not want her to come back. I feel sorry for the lost disney child she has no, home, no money and no food! ITs time to Ditch that ugly boy thingy and have a shower for once!

    dancingworm Fri, 21/08/2009 - 05:03

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