li-lo's latest twitter breakdown
Thu, 10/09/2009 - 17:27 by Metrosexual

Wow! Lindsay Lohan sure likes sharing things on Twitter. Maybe a bit too much.

She's spent the day giving long suffering girlfriend Samantha Ronson a virtual kicking via the power of social networking.

Li-Lo claims Ronson "performed" for a lady and she ain't happy!

Lilo, who clearly didn't use that huge bandage on her head to keep her brains from escaping, let her fingers do the talking:

"BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST otl me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i'm gorss*thx"

There's more!

"for being a friend before a sell-out.........the term "self oout" was coined from ME and i gave them sooooo much insight"

But wait! More!

"zG postive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your chears, error and thank you..."

Cripes! Looks like she's had a busy night. We'll have one of what she's having.

Meanwhile if you speak 'txt moron' and know what she's on about pls let us know...

 

  • Scrinky bingle floop dangly lipflap. (LL knows where I'm coming from)

    BigPhil Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:53
  • Sounds as messy as she looks - someone puts that waste of space down please.

    kermits Fri, 11/09/2009 - 17:14
  • What jibberish!

    dancingworm Fri, 11/09/2009 - 11:51
  • As correspondence goes it's hardly Virginia Woolf and Vita Sackville-West is it?

    Fuck Twitter and all the distilled illiteracy it shits out!

    jiggerycock Fri, 11/09/2009 - 09:41
  • Snap.

    kwebb Fri, 11/09/2009 - 08:31
  • Guilty as charged, m'lud, but THIS one especially. A fucking undeserving trainwreck, Ivor...

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 22:57
  • "Why the hell is she given any publicity space whatsoever?"

    We all say that too often on here. And yet still post those exact words at every opportunity. Put all of us in the corner.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 10/09/2009 - 21:34
  • It's a shame, as if I'd only seen pictures and nothing else, I'd probably say yes. She's such a cunt though. Russel Brand won't even touch it, i mean, christ!

    bunglist Thu, 10/09/2009 - 19:20
  • What an irrelevant, coked-up, moronic fuckwit. Why the hell is she given any publicity space whatsoever? There are discarded petri dishes with more culture and signs of intelligent life than anywhere within 3 feet of this cunt

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 18:39
  • Illiterate, spoiled fuckpiece.

    youjizzmoppers Thu, 10/09/2009 - 18:17
  • Illiterate, spoiled fuckpiece.

    youjizzmoppers Thu, 10/09/2009 - 18:17
  • What an irrelevant, coked-up, moronic fuckwit. Why the hell is she given any publicity space whatsoever? There are discarded petri dishes with more culture and signs of intelligent life than anywhere within 3 feet of this cunt

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 18:39
  • It's a shame, as if I'd only seen pictures and nothing else, I'd probably say yes. She's such a cunt though. Russel Brand won't even touch it, i mean, christ!

    bunglist Thu, 10/09/2009 - 19:20
  • "Why the hell is she given any publicity space whatsoever?"

    We all say that too often on here. And yet still post those exact words at every opportunity. Put all of us in the corner.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 10/09/2009 - 21:34
  • Guilty as charged, m'lud, but THIS one especially. A fucking undeserving trainwreck, Ivor...

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 22:57
  • Snap.

    kwebb Fri, 11/09/2009 - 08:31
  • As correspondence goes it's hardly Virginia Woolf and Vita Sackville-West is it?

    Fuck Twitter and all the distilled illiteracy it shits out!

    jiggerycock Fri, 11/09/2009 - 09:41
  • What jibberish!

    dancingworm Fri, 11/09/2009 - 11:51
  • Sounds as messy as she looks - someone puts that waste of space down please.

    kermits Fri, 11/09/2009 - 17:14
  • Scrinky bingle floop dangly lipflap. (LL knows where I'm coming from)

    BigPhil Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:53

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