Born-again Christian Michael Lohan has been pleading for his daughter to turn to Jesus for quite sometime. We don't think this is quite was he had in mind though...

With all that leggings work to be getting on with back home, Lindsay Lohan's European vacation has come to an end... She'll have packed up plenty of memories though, like that time she almost found Calum Best in London, and that time she almost found Jesus in Paris... If only Madge hadn't interfered...

Talking to the Daily Mirror, a source explained:

"Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with [Jesus Luz]. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz.

 "But when Madonna's people heard, they put a block on it.  Jesus wasn't one to argue, he didn't want to upset Madonna and was just there to work.  Lindsay had to make it a night in her hotel room instead."

We're sure she had plenty to be getting on with there anyway - and Madge would've only crucified Jesus (although he could've pretended that it was a case of mistaken, what with the singer and actress looking so alike these days).