Lindsay Lohan hits out at mystery person for physical abuse

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Lindsay Lohan at a Star Magazine event last night

Could you repeat that please?

Thu, 01/04/2010 - 12:12 by

In the space of a week Lindsay Lohan has fallen over a cactus, dropped white powder all over her feet and had obituaries written for her in preparation of her apparently imminent death. Now she's gone and topped all that with a very public (and very confusing) breakdown on Twitter.

Initially claiming that somebody had punched her, Lindsay went on to delete that tweet and start over again. Here's what she replaced it with:

Someone, which I've mentioned in the past, fell back into the person they used to be when they'd verbally & physically abused & hurt me tonight, I'm sharing my utmost honest, truth, and care for any others that may live through this... when I say that, I TOO, ALWAYS ask myself, again & again, "why? why me? I've been through enough, why me?" NO1 in this world, should EVER wish upon, any pain for any other...

She's asking herself "why me?"; we're asking ourselves what the fuck does that mean?

Lindsay then started over again again by deleting that tweet and replacing it with this:

Someone, which i've mentioned in the past, fell back into the person they used to be when they'd verbally&psychically abused&hurt me... it reminded me of when my father would verbally/literally HURT my mother, brothers, sister Aliana... now, as scary for me-->mind, body&sould- it's been, why, i ask u? why me? i've worked so hard, and still work so hard in life-i try to do as much as i can to put my fathers lack of appreciation-towards his family, friends, co-workers, dhioner towards himself , his denituy.... (more to come)

We'll leave you to decipher that for yourself because we're getting nowhere here (and we'd quite like to go for lunch).

It's currently three in the morning in the US just now. Time for bed now, Lindsay.

UPDATE - Lindsay has awoken for yet more hilarious ramblings.

She has now hinted that the mystery person who physically abused her was none other than her ex, Samantha Ronson.

She also sent Ronson this video and her "ex-father" (as she called him) this one.

Lindsay's latest tweet:

My father just sent me this as I was leaving the gym "I told you to stop Linds this is the last time... and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM... U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you"

The plot thickens...

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Comments

The Parent Trap was on the other day (it was shit but I was too hungover to move and find the remote), and part of me wanted to reach through the screen and shake her, going "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STAY AWAY FROM COKE, CALLUM BEST, FAKE TAN, AND SHIT HAIRDYE."
retrovertigo Sun, 04/04/2010 - 18:29
What a self-obsessed fuckwit. Does she think anyone cares about or wants to know anything about the minutiae of her minging life?

Lindsay - if you're reading this - we only want to see how messily it all ends....
koshmar Fri, 02/04/2010 - 09:56
Quite, dancingworm, quite...
stella ah trois Fri, 02/04/2010 - 07:44
She doesnt know what pain really is! try having a wrotting spleen?
dancingworm Fri, 02/04/2010 - 05:27
She can certainly do with the washing bit. Have you seen those hands? Has she been clearing out the fire? A job you can be doing, love, before you retire to the garden and your canvas shelter.
stella ah trois Thu, 01/04/2010 - 17:30
Have her washed and brought to my tent.
slug Thu, 01/04/2010 - 15:20
fuckwit Thu, 01/04/2010 - 14:52
She's going dahn faster than a lead pair of Jordan's knickers
koshmar Thu, 01/04/2010 - 13:02
140 characters my bumhole.
dubbadubbadubbadubba Thu, 01/04/2010 - 12:41

140 characters my bumhole.
dubbadubbadubbadubba Thu, 01/04/2010 - 12:41
She's going dahn faster than a lead pair of Jordan's knickers
koshmar Thu, 01/04/2010 - 13:02
fuckwit Thu, 01/04/2010 - 14:52
Have her washed and brought to my tent.
slug Thu, 01/04/2010 - 15:20
She can certainly do with the washing bit. Have you seen those hands? Has she been clearing out the fire? A job you can be doing, love, before you retire to the garden and your canvas shelter.
stella ah trois Thu, 01/04/2010 - 17:30
She doesnt know what pain really is! try having a wrotting spleen?
dancingworm Fri, 02/04/2010 - 05:27
Quite, dancingworm, quite...
stella ah trois Fri, 02/04/2010 - 07:44
What a self-obsessed fuckwit. Does she think anyone cares about or wants to know anything about the minutiae of her minging life?

Lindsay - if you're reading this - we only want to see how messily it all ends....
koshmar Fri, 02/04/2010 - 09:56
The Parent Trap was on the other day (it was shit but I was too hungover to move and find the remote), and part of me wanted to reach through the screen and shake her, going "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STAY AWAY FROM COKE, CALLUM BEST, FAKE TAN, AND SHIT HAIRDYE."
retrovertigo Sun, 04/04/2010 - 18:29