Lindsay Lohan hosts Haiti auction, Bianca Gascoigne turns up

Laboured Pains

Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:06 by HM writer

We're afraid there's not enough collagen in the world to entice anyone to spend the evening with Lindsay Lohan, or enough Diazepam on offer to make it bearable. Which is probably why only five z-listers turned up to Lohan's Haiti Relief auction at Altitude club last night...

The glittering celebrity guests who did pay the £50 for their ticket included, er, Janice Dickinson, Bianca Gascoigne, Katia Ivanova, Lady Sovereign and Calum Best, who refused to splash out the extra £20 for Lohan's finger buffet, because he'd already been offered it on a platter for free last year.

Lohan denied that she was only involved in the charity in London (and auctioning herself for the British Red Cross fundraiser) for publicity (God forbid!) or because she had been banned from attending numerous New York Fashion Week shows.

She typed furiously on Twitter:

“in response to the wrong Daily News, i’d rather be raising money for those that need it in Haiti @altitude360 then be at fashion week. ignoring real world issues/reality.”

Hmm, maybe more money could have been raised if Michelle Heaton was auctioning herself and hosting the evening instead?

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Comments

We're all cunts for reading this shit
koshmar Sat, 20/02/2010 - 00:28
Cunt is an old English word from Latin so there's nothing offensive about it. Unlike Janice Dickenson about whom there is no word offensive enough to describe her.
And WTF's happening in pic 8?
whatthe. Thu, 18/02/2010 - 20:37
soso you cunt
Barry Jorge Wed, 17/02/2010 - 16:44
Fear not, party organisers - I, the great soso will defend you! No...fuck off you arselicking cunt.
erniemilko Wed, 17/02/2010 - 15:24
You got told off! You got told off! (sung in the playground stylee)

Welcome to the bear pit honey. And if the word 'cunt' offends you - remember it's easier to swallow by remembering that your nan probably has one. See? It's not so bad now is it.
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/02/2010 - 14:32
C word - celebrity. less offensive C word CUNT.

Go milk your boss and get out of here. Soso? never a better description me thinks.
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:59
Ooh, work experience kid at the PR company has just found Holy Moly for the first time...
dandyboy Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:31
soso=cuntcunt
allmouthandtrousers Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:10
Were you inside the party? no. Did it maybe cross your minds that the other celebs went in a back way as to avoid the vultures? ps 'the C word' is not very becoming. The fact that this website has allowed it says a lot to.
soso Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:03
I reckon they'er providing a public service - so we never forget that celebrities are cunts and cunts are, well, cunts. And to top that when they're not in the warm trying not to vomit over Dickenson, they are being beaten up by Baldwin, falling off their mopeds and run over by most other people. There should in fact be a little place for them in the special olympics - the running backwards race or something. It's a skill, an art.
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:21
i see what you did there.

agreed, what a dreary job it must be photographing inebriated celebrity effluent night after night. in these pics it's actually as if the z-listers themselves can't really be bothere to put on a show.

though at least sov slapped a bit of rouge on.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:19
You know who I feel sorry for? The photographers who rely on this crap to help pay their mortgages. It's the same old same old night after night. No wonder they go GaGa over Stefanie. At least he's different.
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:45

You know who I feel sorry for? The photographers who rely on this crap to help pay their mortgages. It's the same old same old night after night. No wonder they go GaGa over Stefanie. At least he's different.
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:45
i see what you did there.

agreed, what a dreary job it must be photographing inebriated celebrity effluent night after night. in these pics it's actually as if the z-listers themselves can't really be bothere to put on a show.

though at least sov slapped a bit of rouge on.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:19
I reckon they'er providing a public service - so we never forget that celebrities are cunts and cunts are, well, cunts. And to top that when they're not in the warm trying not to vomit over Dickenson, they are being beaten up by Baldwin, falling off their mopeds and run over by most other people. There should in fact be a little place for them in the special olympics - the running backwards race or something. It's a skill, an art.
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:21
Were you inside the party? no. Did it maybe cross your minds that the other celebs went in a back way as to avoid the vultures? ps 'the C word' is not very becoming. The fact that this website has allowed it says a lot to.
soso Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:03
soso=cuntcunt
allmouthandtrousers Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:10
Ooh, work experience kid at the PR company has just found Holy Moly for the first time...
dandyboy Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:31
C word - celebrity. less offensive C word CUNT.

Go milk your boss and get out of here. Soso? never a better description me thinks.
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:59
You got told off! You got told off! (sung in the playground stylee)

Welcome to the bear pit honey. And if the word 'cunt' offends you - remember it's easier to swallow by remembering that your nan probably has one. See? It's not so bad now is it.
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/02/2010 - 14:32
Fear not, party organisers - I, the great soso will defend you! No...fuck off you arselicking cunt.
erniemilko Wed, 17/02/2010 - 15:24
soso you cunt
Barry Jorge Wed, 17/02/2010 - 16:44
Cunt is an old English word from Latin so there's nothing offensive about it. Unlike Janice Dickenson about whom there is no word offensive enough to describe her.
And WTF's happening in pic 8?
whatthe. Thu, 18/02/2010 - 20:37
We're all cunts for reading this shit
koshmar Sat, 20/02/2010 - 00:28