Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for repeatedly lying and breaking the rules of her probation. She has to surrender herself to court on 20th July for 90 days in jail followed by another 90 days in rehab. This is just the start of an amazing story...

It was the day when LA courts finally had enough of the spoilt whinging narcissistic behaviour from the majority of the celebrities who live there. Lindsay Lohan spent an entire day talking bullshit, crying and begging for forgiveness from a judge who had been through the same shit with her many times before.

Lindsay had either failed to show up to her alcohol thingy classes or showed a positive test result 9 bloody times...

The Judge said:

“It’s like someone who cheats but doesn’t think it’s cheating if they don’t get caught,”

To which Lindsay replied:

“...as far as I knew I was in compliance with my programs. I wasn’t trying to get special treatment - I have to provide for myself. I have to work. Having said that, I did everything to balance my jobs and showing up. I’m not taking this as a joke. It’s my life. It’s my career…I take responsibility for my actions. I’ve tried to do the best I can. It’s been such a long haul, I don’t want you to think that I don’t respect you.”

Which is all well and good until you notice that throughout the hearing and underneath the crocodile tears, Lindsay had painted 'fuck u' on her middle fingernail which she constantly pointed towards the judge. Nice touch!

Anyway, here's the video of the moment when Lindsay realises that Perseus riding a unicorn isn't going to to charge into the courtroom, swoop her up and fly into the sunset massaging her neck and feeding her drugs. Reality bites, HARD.

So how long do you think Lindsay Lohan will actually spend in jail? My money is on at least 18 minutes.

She also held up some weird message moaning about TMZ and writing a lot of notes in actually quite nice handwriting - even if it does remind us of John Doe's notebook in 7even. Can anyone else make out any other bits from it?

Poor Danny De Vito must have thought he'd become popular again when he turned up for jury duty (not the Lindsay case, which would have been AMAZING. Imagine him passing sentence on Lohan in the character of Martini from Cuckoos Nest - HIT ME!)

Naturally everyone was keen to get a statement from Lindsay - what would she have to say about this on Twitter? Well, as she is so stupid and blind to the fact her life is a complete mess, the first thing she did was retweet Kim Kardashan' s message wishing Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls a Happy Birthday. Which is quite amazing when you think about it.