Things weren't looking great when the lawyer who'd previously worked for Mike Tyson, Jacko, Tupac Shakur and a Symbionese Liberation Army bomber decided that Lindsay Lohan was too much of a hopeless case and quit her appeal. However, after flicking through the Orange Pages, the actress has found new legal representation...

With Stuart V Goldberg (Bronzeberg, surely?) onboard, Dina Lohan has got one step closer to making her daughter's entire life a reality show (with hilarious consequences). Talking of Dina, her and her daughter went out in matching gym outfits yesterday and picked up a coffee to wash down their various prescription drugs. Unfortunately it has been confirmed that Lindsay WILL have to give up the cigs while incarcerated as Lynwood Jail has a strict no smoking policy.

And in further grim news for the actress, Robert Rodriguez has axed her from the latest trailer for upcoming film Machete and cut her name from the end credits.

But it's not all bad, as the producers of her next film, Inferno, have confirmed they'll stall production until the actress is released from jail - which means we'll all get to see this script become a reality.