Not those kind of lines, Lindsay!
Wed, 07/07/2010 - 15:32 by Harry Bow

If only Judge Revel had realised what chaos she was bringing to the production of future Oscar winning film Inferno, perhaps she might have reconsidered Lindsay Lohan's 90 day prison sentence.... For the sake of irony if nothing else.

According to Jezebel.com, these are the leaked pages from Matthew Wilder's Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story - the very film that landed Lohan in jail (she was apparently 'promoting' it in Cannes when she was meant to be in alcohol education classes - and when we say promoting, we obviously mean researching). Let's call Linda 'Lind' to save any confusion between the character and real life actress...

Now Lind's mum exits, enter her manager (a part made for Calum Best, surely?)...

And then for a bit of comic relief...

We're sure it'll all come to her naturally, so not to worry if jail time interferes with the read-throughs.

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  • "Diligently works with fingers"

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  • Oh, what did she buy - don't stop there!

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  • I can only imagine "Pearl Harbour style" means with very little warning. Slighly contrived simile, if you ask me...

    fuckwit Wed, 07/07/2010 - 17:26
  • Absolutely glorious. 'Pearl Harbor-Style'? What the hell is that? Is that a surprise slap delivered with slitty eyes and a kamikaze headband followed by ritual suicide?

    Love the use of the word 'diligent' to describe the finger action, it makes it sound like a plumber adjusting a pipe. Can't wait to see how they portray that on screen.

    slug Wed, 07/07/2010 - 16:26
  • great dialogue, what a shame most of the film will be watched in fast forward.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 07/07/2010 - 16:08
  • we've all seen it

    banquosghost Wed, 07/07/2010 - 16:06
  • Wonder if we'll see Lindsay's tuppence

    fuckwit Wed, 07/07/2010 - 15:46
  • Wonder if we'll see Lindsay's tuppence

    fuckwit Wed, 07/07/2010 - 15:46
  • we've all seen it

    banquosghost Wed, 07/07/2010 - 16:06
  • great dialogue, what a shame most of the film will be watched in fast forward.

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  • Absolutely glorious. 'Pearl Harbor-Style'? What the hell is that? Is that a surprise slap delivered with slitty eyes and a kamikaze headband followed by ritual suicide?

    Love the use of the word 'diligent' to describe the finger action, it makes it sound like a plumber adjusting a pipe. Can't wait to see how they portray that on screen.

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