Literally a couple of hours after we reported the life-affirming news that Lindsay Lohan had been thrown back into the cells for another 30 days, she's somehow managed to get herself out again. If only we all had three hundred grand of bail money for our lawyers to wave about...

When will they come to their fucking senses and throw away the key?

Our elation yesterday when we discovered that LiLo had been sent back to prison was comparable to a dream we once had about a certain Karen Gillan. So imagine our dismay and disgust when we wake up the next morning to see that the girl who snorts more cocaine than she does mucus has managed to squirm her way out for what feels like the hundredth time.

Lohan was supposed to stay in jail (and away from us) until at least the 22nd of October, after testing positive for both cocaine and Adderall. But merely a few hours later she was back on the streets after posting $300,000 bail.

The only positive to come of this is that, with the amount of money she spends on getting herself out of prison, and the little amount of work she's done in the last year (i.e. none), Lindsay will hopefully be bankrupt within months.

Actually, there is one other positive... as a consequence of the bail, our favourite SCRAM bracelet is already wrapped tightly back around her ankle.