Bee Smith lubes up
Tue, 20/07/2010 - 09:36 by Mr. HM

So after all the headaches and drama, today is the day that Lindsay Lohan checks into prison. Today is also the day that her latest lawyer has quit,Lindsay does a funny on Twitter and her photoshoot for Complex Magazine is released. Busy day!

Robert Shapiro, the lawyer who finally got Lohan to admit to having a substance abuse problem, quit last night for unknown reasons. My guess? She is getting completely wasted before going to jail.

Lindsay took to twitter and said:

"the only "bookings" that i'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i'd be "booking" into Jail... eeeks"

Which actually makes no sense whatsoever, but whatever. Those of you that are fans of the Lohan, should make the most of these pics - they'll be that last ones you see of her for a while. How long do we think she'll stay in prison for? She got sentenced to 90 days, but this is LA so that will probably be 90 minutes.

Linz, this ones for you...

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  • Lindsay Lohan... Who cares anymore?!

    Tabloid Anon Thu, 22/07/2010 - 15:16
  • LiLo is an inspiration to me. She never let her work as a crack-addicted prostitute get in the way of her important "acting" career, or her partying. Go LiLo! I'm sure you'll be fine in jail, let's hope there are loads of friendly butch lesbians for you to get acquainted with. And at least you won't have to wear that ugly SCRAM anklet anymore, it totally undercut your typically classy personal style. Handcuffs suit you much better, so kinky!

    megamywise Tue, 20/07/2010 - 18:53
  • But I always wipe down the computer/sofa/shower door/cat afterwards.

    slug Tue, 20/07/2010 - 12:45
  • The corner of the duvet cover not good enough any more? Never knew you were that fussy while at work. Can you extend such hygiene to your home environment? x

    stella ah trois Tue, 20/07/2010 - 11:44
  • She'll be alright.

    She'll do a Norma Desmond and convince herself it's a role.

    She'll suck off the prison warders hoping it'll get her some soft toilet paper.

    Then she'll sit back and wait for the Emmy nod.

    She's now so far gone bless her that even Katie Price would have to say: "Daym wohman! Whatchoo playin' at?"

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/07/2010 - 11:05
  • Right, right and right again Rev. Cheating Bastards. I opened a fresh pack of kleenex for this shit?

    slug Tue, 20/07/2010 - 10:51
  • Looks like a skanky version of that Paula Abdul song with the cartoon cat.

    dandyboy Tue, 20/07/2010 - 10:50
  • How come she looks terrible then great, then terrible then great? It can't be all makeup and Photoshop can it?

    fuckwit Tue, 20/07/2010 - 10:23
  • Right you fucker, when you have a headline ending in the words "TITS OUT PHOTOSHOOT" then I expect so see some god-damn boob. Shenanigans Mr HM, shenanigans !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 20/07/2010 - 09:41
  • 90 years isn't long enough

    elbow Tue, 20/07/2010 - 09:38
  • 90 years isn't long enough

    elbow Tue, 20/07/2010 - 09:38
  • Right you fucker, when you have a headline ending in the words "TITS OUT PHOTOSHOOT" then I expect so see some god-damn boob. Shenanigans Mr HM, shenanigans !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 20/07/2010 - 09:41
  • How come she looks terrible then great, then terrible then great? It can't be all makeup and Photoshop can it?

    fuckwit Tue, 20/07/2010 - 10:23
  • Looks like a skanky version of that Paula Abdul song with the cartoon cat.

    dandyboy Tue, 20/07/2010 - 10:50
  • Right, right and right again Rev. Cheating Bastards. I opened a fresh pack of kleenex for this shit?

    slug Tue, 20/07/2010 - 10:51
  • She'll be alright.

    She'll do a Norma Desmond and convince herself it's a role.

    She'll suck off the prison warders hoping it'll get her some soft toilet paper.

    Then she'll sit back and wait for the Emmy nod.

    She's now so far gone bless her that even Katie Price would have to say: "Daym wohman! Whatchoo playin' at?"

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/07/2010 - 11:05
  • The corner of the duvet cover not good enough any more? Never knew you were that fussy while at work. Can you extend such hygiene to your home environment? x

    stella ah trois Tue, 20/07/2010 - 11:44
  • But I always wipe down the computer/sofa/shower door/cat afterwards.

    slug Tue, 20/07/2010 - 12:45
  • LiLo is an inspiration to me. She never let her work as a crack-addicted prostitute get in the way of her important "acting" career, or her partying. Go LiLo! I'm sure you'll be fine in jail, let's hope there are loads of friendly butch lesbians for you to get acquainted with. And at least you won't have to wear that ugly SCRAM anklet anymore, it totally undercut your typically classy personal style. Handcuffs suit you much better, so kinky!

    megamywise Tue, 20/07/2010 - 18:53
  • Lindsay Lohan... Who cares anymore?!

    Tabloid Anon Thu, 22/07/2010 - 15:16
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