Freaky father
Fri, 13/11/2009 - 12:28 by HM writer

Lindsay Lohan was trying to disprove her father's recent observation that she looks 100-years-old (come on, not even Donatella Versace is that old) at yet another launch for something fashion related in LA...

But Li-Lo's family life is still making Katona's look like The Waltons, as her father Michael continues to release taped conversations with her mother Dina to the press, concerning their daughter's wellbeing.

In the latest recording, Dina can be heard saying:

"Time is running out with this kid. I know, I'm her mother and I feel it and I'm scared."

She continues:

"She'll open up to you but it's nothing compared to what's going on with this kid. And don't tell her I told you anything or try to weasel s--t out of her... she'll tell you when she's ready to talk about s--t. Right now all I know is she's starting to drink and that's bad."

Another taped conversation, dating from last year, Dina is tells Michael:

"Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it's bad Michael, it's bad."

She still found time to launch her own range of shoes using the family name though. It's a travesty she was only runner-up for this...

 

  • God she is fucking rank

    Blartmonster Sat, 14/11/2009 - 01:43
  • Those extracts sounded worryingly like something from a straight-to-TV movie. Something LiHo would know a lot about.

    retrovertigo Fri, 13/11/2009 - 19:55
  • It's not Li-Lo who's at fault, it's the promoters who hire her. If no-one 'employed' her, she'd have to sort herself out cos where would her wages come from?

    Lesson for today kids: Be a half-dead fuck-up and receive free money. Someone pass me the special K and some straw for my hair - let me ring Harrods to launch their January sales.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 13/11/2009 - 16:12
  • It's not Li-Lo who's at fault, it's the promoters who hire her. If no-one 'employed' her, she'd have to sort herself out cos where would her wages come from?

    Lesson for today kids: Be a half-dead fuck-up and receive free money. Someone pass me the special K and some straw for my hair - let me ring Harrods to launch their January sales.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 13/11/2009 - 16:12
  • Those extracts sounded worryingly like something from a straight-to-TV movie. Something LiHo would know a lot about.

    retrovertigo Fri, 13/11/2009 - 19:55
  • God she is fucking rank

    Blartmonster Sat, 14/11/2009 - 01:43

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