Porn sandwich
Tue, 03/08/2010 - 16:03 by Harry Bow

Lindsay Lohan's big comeback is going as well as Amy Winehouse's... She's fresh out of jail and here she is about to have a big old gangbang with some men dressed eerily like her father in her upcoming film, Inferno...

Seriously, that's Michael on the left..

This film is probably even less likely to get made than Amy Winehouse's third album - Lohan is not only completely uninsurable, but she's stuck in rehab for 90 days, following which she'll hopefully be sober enough to realise what a fucking ridiculous idea it is - yet the director is still plugging away, releasing these promo shots in an attempt to secure a studio deal.

Besides, he's a bit late - a Lindsay Lohan porn has already been released this week.

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  • Are you the dude who cried about Britney on youtube?

    tescopop Wed, 04/08/2010 - 16:24
  • Mrs M, it could be argued that no one ever has!
    If you think about it, her dreadful stage fright mother literally shoved her in front of the cameras when she was 9 so that the family could pay the mortgage.
    Nice. No child slavery going on there then.

    And then when she became a teenager, her parents allowed the studio "doctors" and "managers" to dose her up to the tits with valium, opiates and amphetamines, to keep her docile, malleable and slim.
    Child Abuse, I hear you wondering? Of course not, it's all in the name of her "Hollywood career".

    And Lindsay wanted her Hollywood career because the only way she felt loved or valued by anyone (especially her parents whose only view of their daughter involves $ signs) was when she went to the premieres of her movies and read her press.

    She's been medicated since the age of 13, she's been the chief breadwinner since 9 and everyone expects this poor 24 year old fucked up cow to be normal.

    She's a very pretty girl. She may yet turn out to be a good actress.
    BUT, as an adult, she needs to get the crucifixes and garlic out to protect herself from the vampires which surround her.
    And she clearly has no character judgement otherwise there would have been stakings by now.

    Maybe if she can be persuaded to stay longer than the mandatory 12 weeks in UCLA rehab and get some real perspective on her life, she might have a chance to turn it around.

    But it's Hollywood.
    And Dina Lohan, with all the ethics of a Nevada madam, will ensure that the Lindsay till keeps ringing until the poor bitch is dead.
    Maybe someone should do the poor girl a favour and go all Jennifer Hudson on her family.

    In any event, I sadly suspect that it will all end up in "prescribed by a physician" tears.

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 04/08/2010 - 14:49
  • Great acting choice for someone so unstable and fucked up, whoever is guiding her career does not give a shit about her.

    mrsmoon Wed, 04/08/2010 - 14:07
  • Disturbing.
    A room full of paedos.
    Bleurgh!

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 04/08/2010 - 10:56
  • yuck!

    dancingworm Wed, 04/08/2010 - 02:49
  • Thank you Holy Moly for these shots. Rest assured that I shall be cranking over these after work. KUDOS.

    munted Tue, 03/08/2010 - 16:47
  • Thank you Holy Moly for these shots. Rest assured that I shall be cranking over these after work. KUDOS.

    munted Tue, 03/08/2010 - 16:47
  • yuck!

    dancingworm Wed, 04/08/2010 - 02:49
  • Disturbing.
    A room full of paedos.
    Bleurgh!

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 04/08/2010 - 10:56
  • Great acting choice for someone so unstable and fucked up, whoever is guiding her career does not give a shit about her.

    mrsmoon Wed, 04/08/2010 - 14:07
  • Mrs M, it could be argued that no one ever has!
    If you think about it, her dreadful stage fright mother literally shoved her in front of the cameras when she was 9 so that the family could pay the mortgage.
    Nice. No child slavery going on there then.

    And then when she became a teenager, her parents allowed the studio "doctors" and "managers" to dose her up to the tits with valium, opiates and amphetamines, to keep her docile, malleable and slim.
    Child Abuse, I hear you wondering? Of course not, it's all in the name of her "Hollywood career".

    And Lindsay wanted her Hollywood career because the only way she felt loved or valued by anyone (especially her parents whose only view of their daughter involves $ signs) was when she went to the premieres of her movies and read her press.

    She's been medicated since the age of 13, she's been the chief breadwinner since 9 and everyone expects this poor 24 year old fucked up cow to be normal.

    She's a very pretty girl. She may yet turn out to be a good actress.
    BUT, as an adult, she needs to get the crucifixes and garlic out to protect herself from the vampires which surround her.
    And she clearly has no character judgement otherwise there would have been stakings by now.

    Maybe if she can be persuaded to stay longer than the mandatory 12 weeks in UCLA rehab and get some real perspective on her life, she might have a chance to turn it around.

    But it's Hollywood.
    And Dina Lohan, with all the ethics of a Nevada madam, will ensure that the Lindsay till keeps ringing until the poor bitch is dead.
    Maybe someone should do the poor girl a favour and go all Jennifer Hudson on her family.

    In any event, I sadly suspect that it will all end up in "prescribed by a physician" tears.

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 04/08/2010 - 14:49
  • Are you the dude who cried about Britney on youtube?

    tescopop Wed, 04/08/2010 - 16:24
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    wwwshoes2us Thu, 05/08/2010 - 15:59

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