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Mon, 21/12/2009 - 10:36 by Mr. HM

Lindsay Lohan has obviously NOT seen the Boots adverts in the UK. Does she not realise that women have to wear glittery eyeshadow and tinsel ponytails at all Christmas parties?

Having said that, there's no denying that Lindsay is obviously back on the mend. I mean, who else could look so vibrant, sober and sparky at 4am after a party at Leonardo Di Caprio's house (a man she's been trying to sleep with since 1875).

Well he'll have been biting his knuckle all night, especially after seeing her drag a random out with her.

Good work Lindsay! Here's to a similar 2010!

  • Come on now, she looks great considering that she's 87

    aaaargh Wed, 23/12/2009 - 01:51
  • She's a fucking pig, I wouldn't fucking fuck her with a fucking stolen cock. How the fuck does she still get gigs?

    Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 21:34
  • Faaaarking 'ell (said in the sarf london stylee).
    She's like David Bowie out of The Hunger - ageing rapidly and crumbling to dust. She's a modern day Dorien Gray.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 18:00
  • Funny how she's starting to look like Samantha Ronson with a blonde wig on. A bit like people looking like their pet dogs.

    merylhighground Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:47
  • Give her a break. She is in mourning: nice tweet re BM - shame she couldn't avoid abbreviating words and using the very profound 'xo' to express her deep feelings.

    "She was a great talent w/a beautiful soul xo."

    stella ah trois Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:39
  • Which spastic wrote that article ??!! didn't go very far at school did we? full of fucking spelling mistakes.

    kermits Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:11
  • Welcome back skeletor

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 21/12/2009 - 10:51
  • Welcome back skeletor

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 21/12/2009 - 10:51
  • Which spastic wrote that article ??!! didn't go very far at school did we? full of fucking spelling mistakes.

    kermits Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:11
  • Give her a break. She is in mourning: nice tweet re BM - shame she couldn't avoid abbreviating words and using the very profound 'xo' to express her deep feelings.

    "She was a great talent w/a beautiful soul xo."

    stella ah trois Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:39
  • Funny how she's starting to look like Samantha Ronson with a blonde wig on. A bit like people looking like their pet dogs.

    merylhighground Mon, 21/12/2009 - 11:47
  • Faaaarking 'ell (said in the sarf london stylee).
    She's like David Bowie out of The Hunger - ageing rapidly and crumbling to dust. She's a modern day Dorien Gray.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 18:00
  • She's a fucking pig, I wouldn't fucking fuck her with a fucking stolen cock. How the fuck does she still get gigs?

    Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 21:34
  • Come on now, she looks great considering that she's 87

    aaaargh Wed, 23/12/2009 - 01:51

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