Low self-esteem girl
Thu, 21/05/2009 - 17:28 by HM writer
As you may have seen yesterday, Linsday Lohan has been caught on two separate occasions creeping into the home of ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson and sneaking back out the following day. And that's all the time you need to win back your ex and agree to change your religion to make them your wife. Apparently...

According to reports, a handy source has claimed that the couple are already planning their wedding and Li-Lo is ready to covert from Catholicism to Judaism to marry Sam.

The source said:

"Lindsay says Sam’s promised she’ll persuade her family to accept this, and they won’t wait to see if California changes their gay marriage legislation, but will travel to one of the states where it is legal to say their I dos."

It seems unlikely.

Besides, Li-Lo's not going to win her over turning up at her house and looking like this...

  • And I thought Jewish people had good musical ear. That's that theory blown out the fucking water

    Blartmonster Fri, 22/05/2009 - 11:46
  • What???? Ronson is a jew?? I would have never guessed, seriously.

    kermits Fri, 22/05/2009 - 10:58
  • What???? Ronson is a jew?? I would have never guessed, seriously.

    kermits Fri, 22/05/2009 - 10:58
  • And I thought Jewish people had good musical ear. That's that theory blown out the fucking water

    Blartmonster Fri, 22/05/2009 - 11:46

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