Really a cool ones....??????
Four guys were telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves to go to the restroom. Three guys are left...

Force Factor

"You're under arrest... ...er...ma'am I haven't asked you to spread 'em yet..."

police fuck fodder!

She looks dirty and not in a good (ie sexy) way.

Her skin reminds me of those old chickens you seen strung up in the butcher's waiting for someone to roast their arses off.

What man in his right mind could turn down that skinny, freckled, strung-out, disease-ridden, smoky-breathed angel?

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I'd do her until my bits eventually detached and sealed themselves inside her...thereby preventing any other potential mates...yes Butler I mean YOU...from siring undesirable offspring.

The parts would then gradually become absorbed by the female over a number of days and used as a source of gametes immediately after ovulation occurs. This permits the female to reproduce at will without further need for mating once suitable environmental resources (eg. an American Express Gold company credit card) were identified and acquired. Thereby also saving the remainder of the male population from a sticky end.

Can this head fucking only be of maximum sexual enjoyment only if there is no brain to get in the way ? If thats the case may the fucking commence- oh I just KNEW there was a point to Lindsey Lo- ho

Basically a 'head fuck' then.

Exactly my point, poppet. Sorry.

Not a bad shout Rev, can i remove her eyes with a spoon first? The 'popping' sound is very satisfactory.

A literal case of skull fucking occured in American Psycho didn't it? (The novel that is)

You know what? Even though she is an obvious one, I can't be arsed to call her a fucking cunt, she bores me so.

"A derogatory term used to describe the violent incertion of the penis into the mouth. In most cases the male or female on the giving end makes little movement, while the participent on the giving end thrusts their hips." Oh. I get the first bit but then am a bit lost. Who is giving and what?

I think you are right. The 'double life of Heath Ledger' strapline on the cover of that copy of whatever it is is a bit of a giveaway. Only Lindsay will not have had a double life. She will just sizzle away before our eyes in all her singular glory in a jet of ego-induced self-delusion and obviously some drugs inside her.

skull fucking. Is this some Zombie thing?

You are not taking the Frank Sidebottom factor into the equation.

Now we all know that ""celebrity"" deaths come in 3's -Can Lindsey take out Paris Hilon with her while we are coming to terms with Gary Coleman's passing ??

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Sounds classy to me

In that case can I suggest skull fucking her via her left eye whilst she is fully concious ?

Instead have re-engaged via another look at the nice bathroom tiles in the Kelly Brook Reebok ad.

Too right- it makes me mad that she is getting all these gigs- im sick of the sight of her- WHAT DOES SHE DO???????.
They are clearly cashing in before the """ accidental drugs overdose"""" headline that is not long in the pipeline

Everytime i see her i'm met with an overwhelming feeling of sexual aggression, I'd love to fuck her, but only if it caused her physical and emotional pain.

Hmm, its a mystery to me how she keeps getting work of any kind at all being the freckled booze'n'drugs carcrash she is.

i blame the penis shot from yesterday. to get your mojo back take a look at the x factor guy in t'other story

Dear diary, today my lesbian hour has not occurred. I blame Lindsay.

Yeah Lindsay, a film about a woman whose only claim to fame was appearing in a porn film about deep-throating is bound to be super classy.

Well at least she's finally given in and realised that her only future career path is to professional spunkbucket!