You can imagine the hushed amazement as she sashayed through the crowds, head held high, safe in the knowledge that she - LINDSAY MOTHERFUCKIN' LOHAN - is fashion.
"Oh mon Christ que dégoûte-t-il l'odeur de poisson qui vient de flotter par ?"
You may laugh, but next season we'll all be wearing our doll's hat with Chanel earmuffs draped casually over our chiffon covered baggy tits.
Props to Alan Carr for his interview with her which aired last night. I would show you a clip of it, but apparently Channel 4 still think it's 1999.
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COMMENTS (2)
I think someone just poured a tub of glue over her then hoofed her through Accessorize.
Girls, if you want to look like a fucking demented bag lady with a bag of sugar down each cup of your bra, and with make-up applied by Stevie Wonder, LiLo is the twat for you