We've never really trusted a man who wears polo necks and then tucks them into their jeans while carrying their mobile phone attached to their belt, so we've always been cynical about Michael Lohan's motives when it comes to his daughter Lindsay. Well, now Dad Of The Year Josef Fritzl Michael has announced he'll become a drunk so he can go to the Betty Ford clinic where Lindsay's currently being treated and speak with her...

According to TMZ, Michael's going to turn up at the Betty Ford clinic and demand admission. He will then stage his  own arrest - just to show the world how much he cares about his daughter. And what a total publicity-hungry twat he really is all at the same time.

And if Lindsay refuses to see him, which seems likely, he'll continue to do the very best for his daughter by discreetly getting completely shitfaced, returning to the rehab and making a scene. What a guy!

Can they then chuck Dina (and her shoe collection) in with them?